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Originally posted by Inertia prep H? is that a joke? ain't that hemorrhoid cream?

Not a joke.

It is a hemorrhoid cream, but it is known to help reduce swelling.

Try it if you can.

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Originally posted by Theresa Not a joke. It is a hemorrhoid cream, i use it all the time to help reduce swelling. Try it if you can.

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Originally posted by Ygrene Were you srsly eating SunChips?

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Originally posted by Inertia sun chips own you mother******s.

I concur.

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

Thanks, ants.

Thants.

Write that down in your copybook now.

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i must say i do prefer the antless type.

on a brighter note, i got some cream my mom uses for allergic reactions and stuff like that, the swelling has evened out on the sides of the bite, so instead of having a fucking BALL protruding from my upper lip, a larger area is swollen. it can pass off for me getting popped in a boxing match, so that's better. if i do even go see this girl, she knows i'm into combat sports, so she might buy it. "i got bit by an ant on my mouth" just sounds like weird bs.

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why do you have to lie to her.

Don't bite it or scratch it, it will only get worse. Besides that there is not much you can do I guess..

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not her, just anyone that asks in general.

"dude... wtf?"
"dude... i got bit."
"by what?"
"an ant."
"how the hell did that happen?"
"well, you see, i had gotten home late from...... ....and i hadnt eaten much for dinner.... .... so at 4am i went downstairs.... ...and it was covered in ants!.... ...and so my lip is swollen."

vs

"dude... wtf?"
"was boxing yesterday. got popped nice."

i did happen to be boxing yesterday, only i didn't really get hit in the mouth.

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You're screwed if she's on TA.

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

Lesson Learned:
Never do ANYTHING that could alter your appearance in a negative way before a big date.

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