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Originally posted by Waxen It's impossible to eat 10 crackers in under 1 minute. *Try it... you can't do it*... ~S~

as if!

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Once i find it, I'll post some up here.

Its called "The MAmmoth Book of Tasteless Lists"

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Originally posted by CLuver? as if!

no no, its not just ANY crackers...they have to be Saltines or similar. then its impossible! heres a site dedicated to the task!
the saltine challenge late/

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Originally posted by TiestoInTheMix they had a thing about this on tv, so ridiculous! i was at my friend's and we were laughing our asses off! it appears they even have contests of who can toss a midget the furthest... now, when the law came out, some of the midgets protested it by saying that they are expressing themselves that way and no one can take away their urge of being tossed...

HELL YES! Someone else saw it! Yeah, a South Florida radio DJ was a midget and he was against the anti-tossing law. He said (on air) that he was moving to Georgia, where he could be tossed if he wished.

I'm glad someone else knew this so it didn't seem like I was making it up, lol.

But yeah, midgets are some funny shit, so this had me rollin' too, lol.

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"Oh NO! It seems the world has been infected by a disease called shitty music.
We've had innocculations for some time now but the populace keeps refusing it.
You don't want it? Fine. Give me all the vaccine and a needle and I'll fucking overdose.
It'll be the best day of my life."

i think this is outlawed now, but in Buffalo NY you used to be able to pay entrance to a bar where there was a midget you could pay another fee to pee on. he just ran around in a circle. thats pretty fucked up. late/

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90 % of the XTC-pills is made in Holland, in Amerika you pay 8 times the price that you pay in Holland for an XTC-pill, €4,50 in Holland, €34 in Amerika (that's the average price)

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-According to British law passed in 1845, attempting to commit suicide was a capital offense. Offenders could be hanged for trying.
-In Jasmine, Saskatchewan, it is illegal for a cow to moo within 300 km of a private home.
-In Sweden, while prostitution is legal, it is illegal for anyone to use the services of a prostitute. <---Fuckin stupid!
-In Texas, it is illegal to put graffiti on someone else's cow.
-It is illegal to hunt camels in the state of Arizona. <---What!
-Mailing an entire building has been illegal in the U.S. since 1916 when a man mailed a 40,000-ton brick house across Utah to avoid high freight rates.
-A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in South Bend, Indiana. <---hmmm
-If you live in Michigan, do you know it is illegal to put a skunk in your boss' desk?
-In Idaho, a citizen is forbidden by law to give another citizen a box of candy that weighs more than 50 pounds.
-In Indiana, it is illegal to ride public transportation for at least 30 minutes after eating garlic.
-In Morrisville, Pennsylvania, women need a legal permit before they can wear lipstick in public.
-Two dogs were among the Titanic survivors.
-The Chinese, in olden days, used marijuana only as a remedy for dysentery.
-There is enough stone in the Great Wall of China to build an eight-foot wall encircling the globe at the equator.
-Corcoran Jump boots (Army Jump Boots) have 82 stiches on the inside of the sole and 101 stitches on the outside of the sole in honor of the 82nd and 101st Airborne Divisions actions during WWII.
-During World War II, the Navajo language was used successfully as a code by the U.S.
-In ancient Greece, woman counted their age from the date they were married.

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One of the few ones left

A Peregren Falcon can read a newspaper from a mile away

cant think of any more right now

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Originally posted by nrjizer A Peregren Falcon can read a newspaper from a mile away

smart bird! (sorry, couldn't resist.)

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The continents names all end with the same letter with which they st

umm Europa??? how come?

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Originally posted by drizzt81 umm Europa??? how come?

ummmm... EuropE...
but actually, Europe is NOT a separate continent. same goes for Asia. it's Eurasia, so the fact doesn't actually work out.