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Originally posted by woscar99 I've heard that if you hold it you could damage the prostate gland, making it very difficult to get an erection, or even become aroused! I heard if from this guy...he can't lie!

i tried to say that line, but forgot how it went exactly. funny stuff.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

Not-so-funny story. I used to hold it in a lot when I was a little kid, and by the time I was in kindergarten I almost had to have a kidney transplant. As it is, I only have one fully-functioning kidney, and somewhat elevated blood pressure.

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Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov Not-so-funny story. I used to hold it in a lot when I was a little kid, and by the time I was in kindergarten I almost had to have a kidney transplant. As it is, I only have one fully-functioning kidney, and somewhat elevated blood pressure.

Also Not-so-funny story but Not-so-serious-as-yours, I peed in the woods at Sunny Hills Elementary School in 2nd grade during recess and a TA caught me and I had to go into the principle's office and explain myself...which was a really short explanation since it's pretty fucking primal. Then they called my parents and told them what I did.

I got a major infraction for that shit.

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Originally posted by Masonious I peed in the woods at Sunny Hills Elementary School in 2nd grade during recess and a TA caught me and I had to go into the principle's office and explain myself...which was a really short explanation since it's pretty fucking primal. Then they called my parents and told them what I did. I got a major infraction for that shit.

looks like if you pee in the woods and someone catches you, it certainly makes a sound...

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN looks like if you pee in the woods and someone catches you, it certainly makes a sound...

lol - we're one step closer to answering the ultimate question

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Originally posted by camsr Guys I forgot how to pee

Not-as-funny-as-Masonius' story but almost-as-serious-as-lebezniatnikov's story, but I was on an airplane once and completely forgot how to yawn. Ever think about that? Don't. It's your undoing. Yawning is such a natural function, you don't even notice how you do it - or at least it's hard to recall just how it's done when you really, really need to release some eustachian pressure.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Not-as-funny-as-Masonius' story but almost-as-serious-as-lebezniatnikov's story, but I was on an airplane once and completely forgot how to yawn. Ever think about that? Don't. It's your undoing. Yawning is such a natural function, you don't even notice how you do it - or at least it's hard to recall just how it's done when you really, really need to release some eustachian pressure.

hold your nose and blow...

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that's what she said?

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On that's what she said?

haha.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On that's what she said?

What the nun said to the bishop?

What the bishop said to the nun.





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ewwwwwwwwwWWWWWW

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN looks like if you pee in the woods and someone catches you, it certainly makes a sound...

Dude...go to bed.