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Originally posted by VAR a boy is in a public bathroom when a Marine walks in, in full dress uniform. "Wow, are you a Marine?" says the boy. "yes, would you like to wear my hat?" says the Marine. "you bet i would!" says the boy. the Marine gives the boy his hat, and goes to the toilet to do his business. a couple minutes pass, and the boy is admiring himself in the mirror with the Marine headgear on. then, the door opens, behold is an Army Ranger, in dress greens, jump boots, and beret, the light sparkles off of the many medals on the Ranger's chest. "Wow! are you a Ranger?!" says the boy. "yes I am." says the Ranger. "why, do you want to shine my boots?" "no, i'm just wearing this hat." says the boy.

i honestly do not see the funny

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Originally posted by jeeper_095 here are a few I find very funny: 1.The phone rings and the husband answers the phone. He just listens and then says "how the heck do I know... I live 20 miles from the ocean!" and he then hangs up. His wife asks what that was all about. He said," oh some idiot wants to know if the coast is clear."

This one rocks, lol.

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why do Jewish women save their old bras? To make thier husbands yamakas.

this one I know most of you know but...meh.......

My neighbor Sam, was in trouble again, this time for forgetting his
wedding anniversary.

His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to
find
a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds
AND IT
BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Sam got up and left the house very early.
When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there
was a
gift-wrapped box in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe, went out to the driveway, and
brought
the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom
scale.

Sam has been missing since Friday.

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Originally posted by Frenchie why do Jewish women save their old bras? To make thier husbands yamakas.

LIES!

Jewish head garments are made from the remainder of the hat when visors are created.