Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Maximum Security twilight home for cats
quote:
Originally posted by charlee
God women are so twisted and sick arent they?
It gives me a reason to get out of bed every morning, knowing today is a new day, currawongs and magpies are singing and by the end of it, someone is going to be crying because of me.
Sep-05-2007 07:55
MiSSyM
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Registered: Nov 2005
Location: MELBOURNE
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Originally posted by gumble
haha, i realised tonight that the blokes at work do talk about thier kids!
buts its normally along the line of "fucking child support payments, why did that bitch go get preggers, now she gets a free ride"
i do sympathise with them though, some of them are forking out a shitload to "look after" a kid that is being provided for anyway by the next bloke the mother shacked up with.
hahaha well if thats the case then SUCKED IN GUYS!
With that mentality 'any hole's a goal', its no wonder they get themselves in these sort of situations.
Sep-05-2007 09:29
Domesticated
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Feb 2007
Location:
I still have something to add to this thread...
Does anyone else's co-workers hammer them all day with crappy stories about their cooking?
Every fucking day I get "yeah, so last night I made my famous tuna pasta again...BUT, this time I used the x brand instead of y for the garlic, it was awesome!!!"
Originally posted by Beat Blog
I still have something to add to this thread...
Does anyone else's co-workers hammer them all day with crappy stories about their cooking?
Every fucking day I get "yeah, so last night I made my famous tuna pasta again...BUT, this time I used the x brand instead of y for the garlic, it was awesome!!!"
thats most certainly not fucking on
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Sep-07-2007 05:39
Teflon_Teapot
bored? me too
Registered: Sep 2005
Location: Melbourne
here are some tips from my time working for the government to get out of dealing with the things mentioned in this thread
when someone is blabbing on and talking about boring stuff all you have to do is smile and nod, look vaguely interested and contribute occasionaly with 'yeah' and 'i know' and think happy thoughts. these people dont actually care that you are not listening they just love the sound of their own voice.
go off on some random tangent right when they are in the middle of telling you something because it makes them realise that they should never have tried to talk to you in the first place because you are not quite right in the head.
never make eye contact with anyone who looks like they have a story to tell you and always walk around the office quickly with a disgruntled and frustrated look on your face. that way they will think that you are too busy to talk with them and listen to their stories. typing furiously at your keyboard is just as effective.
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Sep-07-2007 05:43
tachyon
we shall DOMINATE.
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Melbourne, the MC domination central.
quote:
Originally posted by Teflon_Teapot
go off on some random tangent right when they are in the middle of telling you something because it makes them realise that they should never have tried to talk to you in the first place because you are not quite right in the head.
i can vouch that this method has been successfully tried and tested.
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Sep-07-2007 05:55
Philby
Statement: Die, meatbag!
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Originally posted by Beat Blog
Every fucking day I get "yeah, so last night I made my famous tuna pasta again...BUT, this time I used the x brand instead of y for the garlic, it was awesome!!!"
who buys "brands" of garlic?? its garlic! it doesn't have a brand! you buy the cloves and smash em!
Totally agree about people bringing babies to work. I don't mind most coworkers cause they don't bother me. What does bother me is the sound of a sub-1 year old child bawling her mouth out as the mother walks around the office trying to calm it. As if that's not bad enough, the ignorant idiot has the nerve to loudly tell whoever the hell she's with "“Oh, these people act like they’ve never heard a child cry before.”
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Sep-13-2007 02:40
Deeman
Professional Mad Khunt
Registered: Jul 2006
Location: Melbourne
quote:
Originally posted by Anomyst
Hahahahaha
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Sep-13-2007 02:47
Teflon_Teapot
bored? me too
Registered: Sep 2005
Location: Melbourne
quote:
Originally posted by Philby
who buys "brands" of garlic?? its garlic! it doesn't have a brand! you buy the cloves and smash em!
phil you are living in the past, as if you would buy fresh garlic in clove form. things taste better coming from a packet or tube in paste form get with the times you hippie
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What does bother me is the sound of a sub-1 year old child bawling her mouth out as the mother walks around the office trying to calm it. As if that's not bad enough, the ignorant idiot has the nerve to loudly tell whoever the hell she's with "“Oh, these people act like they’ve never heard a child cry before.”
oh man that pisses me off, in restaurants as well or on a long plane trip and in libraries, seriously libraries have become the new child care centre.
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