No, I just thought that you only said it for the sake of humor.


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CHO.

lol

Well I mentioned it for the sake of humour, is that good enough?

She had told me like a week prior to my asking that she was looking for a new place to live. I need a new room mate in just a few weeks' time.

1 + 1 = _

She's really not groundbreaking attractive or something. Though I'm hard-pressed to think of anyone who really is, I guess.

Some girls just have something about them that makes guys hit on them relentlessly, I guess. I don't care, I just wanted her to fork out rent so I could keep living in this house.

Wait, where the hell has this thread gone?

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

You also want a room-mate you can spy on when they're in the shower, amirite??






Shhhhhhh, just let it happen.

Do threads ever stay the course here? No.

Halcyonandonandthecameraisonmyroomate.com


Copyright it!

Hahahaha, what movie was it where there was a cartoon character on one side of the wall, peeking through a hole, but his eye got so big and long, it knocked over bottles and plates and shit as he moved it around?

Was that Roger Rabbit?

Also, why does my description of this scene sound like a porno?

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

LOL, yeah it was Roger Rabbit.


Your description made me think of dog dicks. You sick fuck.

Dog dicks are totally nasty.

Unless you're Cipha Sounds lololol

But anyways, she probably would have been a bad room-mate anyways. It's bad enough having to work with her while she tells me stupid stories about her social life. God, I cannot stand that crap.

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

quote:

Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Dog dicks are totally tasty.

SICK FUCK.



*points*



*cums*

*lights a cigarette*

WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT WHAT I SAID HOW DID YOU DO THAT HOW DID YOU MAKE IT LOOK LIKE I SAID THAT ???

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

I changed it with telepathy.

RED ROCKET!

quote:

Originally posted by jennypie I jerked off a dog with telepathy.

aha! I have discovered your secret technique of information manipulation!

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.