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Originally posted by jennypie OMGOMG....wait till he goes to the washroom and then follow him in there. Get into the stall next to him and, even if he's not shitting, say, "YEAH BUDDY, YOU SHOW THAT TURD WHO'S BOSS!", and make poopy/fart noises. Record it all on your phone or something.

seems like oreilly is one of those wide stance poopers. bas better bring a shank to protect himself prison stylee. !

Seriously i wouldn't be surprised if someone stabbed O'Reilly during one of his interviews.

He has been asking for it for the longest.

Wear a: "I love O'Reily" tshirt.

He'll then allow you to take a pic with him.

But on the back you shall have the words "...proof that the mentally handicapped can succeed."

Then he'll hit you and you'll get fired. Then just get a huge outta court settlement. And write a book, and you'll get a public apology too. Please note once he hits you, you can hit back too, it's all win/win.

If you get any flack about the mentally handicapped comment just say "I only assumed, surely most people could make the same mistake?"

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If you can read this, I'm seriously fucking bored.

let us know what happened

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stick your finger in his anus.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

Get sexually harassed by him.

Walk up to him, give him a noogie, and then casually stroll back to your desk like nothing happened.

I don't know who this gimp is either.

ask him exactly what he was attempting to accomplish when he released this:

Force him to grow a beard.

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Ask him if he wants to go out with you for lunch and get falafel.

[Hopefully somebody catches this one.]

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles Ask him if he wants to go out with you.

Fixed.

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