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First time I smoked this shit I thought it was weed 
Took a big long hoot off my buddie's pipe, immediatly started coughing because it's much harsher than Weed. They told me "Dude, it's not weed, it's Salvia"... So I panic "Wtf did I just smoke? What's it gonna do?! ARGH!" so they reply "Don't worry, it's a little bit like shrooms, but it only lasts 5 minutes." Not having done shrooms yet, I panic even more, then shrug, and take a nother big long hoot, but don't cough this time...
30 seconds later, I had just asked my friend a question, and as he was in the middle of answering, he turned into a demon... I thought it was the funniest thing I had ever seen in my life, so I started laughing uncontrollably. A minute later I needed to use the washroom, so into the bathroom I go, which at the time, I think is a fucking cave, and I start exploring to find the toilet (which I swore was somewhere in the fucking cavern I was in), do my business, leave the cave, and get back into the room, which is now tilting back and forth...
Coming down is much fun, and you can't smoke it again right away, your tolerance spikes right after the first high, so you gotta wait a while to get the same effects again.
Either way, get yourself a babysitter (lets be responsible drug users people!) and try it at least once, use a pipe or bong, and one of those torch lighters, and you're good to go!
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Captain Planet is gey.
Water, Fire, Earth, Wind, Heart???
These forces are supposed to combine to create Captain Planet?
Bullshit.
Those forces combine to create a soaking, boiling mudstorm on Valentine's Day.
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