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Originally posted by kiev_42 dude wtf why did u do it in 3rd grade

Yes, I'm sure it was his personal decision at the time lol.

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Lol i had uber groin surgery in like 1st or second grade

had a hernia, which they were goin in for anyways
then they were like hey we can circumsize you while we're in there!
oh and hey, one of your balls ain't dropping, we can uhhh do something for that.
the funny thing is, i don't remember going in for the surgery, or any of the pain from after it. all i remember is thinking SWEET, i have a week off from school, i can finally beat duck tales! and i did

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Ok, fine, since everyones sharing their testicle/breast stories, I might as well share mine. I had a damage salivary gland in my mouth once. It didn't hurt, but it was weird. Doctor just had to go in and fix it. I'd been kicked in the face too many times so it busted me up once. :s

I've got one of them on my inside lip. How did he fix it? Slice it off?

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Ok, fine, since everyones sharing their testicle/breast stories, I might as well share mine. I had a damage salivary gland in my mouth once. It didn't hurt, but it was weird. Doctor just had to go in and fix it. I'd been kicked in the face too many times so it busted me up once. :s

LOL.

I like how you equated ball and boob stories to your mouth injury

Too many cock slaps.. or "kicks"?

Bwahahaha!

where to start? well

when I was 2, 3 and 4, i had surgery on my eyes. 2 was blocked tearducts (don't ask me how that works) and one was a squint.

when I was 8 I had a lump removed from a testicle. got 2 weeks off school and my grandparents bought me a master system. I loved it!

when i was 14 i had some glass removed from my wrist. It got there whilst chasing my brother after he cheated at basketball and he slammed the back door shut on me (those who've been to my old house will realise it's a plain glass door)

Aged 19 I had 2 wisdom teeth dug out of my bottom jaw. 1 week of codeine was my reward.

when i was 24 I had another operation on my eye as the muscles had weakened again on the squint, it was all tightened back up & trimmed a bit. gross actually remembering the eyedrops and everything this time around.


You know what rocks though, when u come around from anaesthetic and ur all sickly & woozy and u kinda look at the clock, then next thing u know ur waking up about 4 hours later. what a powernap.

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Originally posted by kiev_42 dude wtf why did u do it in 3rd grade, u might as well of have kept it and enjoyed it, 3rd grade is too late mang!

It wasn't my choice, it was the doctor's choice. I don't even remember what was wrong with it by they wanted to fix it by circumcision and then it happened.

I don't really have a problem with it, but I do wonder how would it feel masturbatintg with all the foreskin on my boomstick. And it was done for a reason of some kind too. I don't have a problem with circumcision when it's done for medical reasons or just because one really wants it done, but I don't accept doing it like a ritual to babies or very young people, who don't even have the chance to understand what's going on with it, or decide whether they want the surgery to be done or not.

Q. What do you call it when a woman gets a sex change??

































































































A. An adadictomy.

Knee surgery (arthroscopic), the surgery itself was fine because I was completely knocked out, I woke up and for a day felt great because of all the pain meds, the proceeded to rely on them for 3 more weeks.

Worst part was that I had a drain tube in my knee for about 2 weeks to drain all the fluid off it, which I had to empty manually. It sucked. I also got a blood clot in my knee the day after surgery which sent me back to the emergency room - also major suck.

I had my parents insurance, so the deductible was all that was paid, and in the end I'm glad I had it done (even with the horrible stuff), but still feel the effects of it today.

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Originally posted by Dervish I've got one of them on my inside lip. How did he fix it? Slice it off?

Yeah, he just cut it out. Now I don't think I salivate out of that area of my mouth anymore. Still doesn't save my pillows from getting utterly drenched.

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Originally posted by Theresa LOL. I like how you equated ball and boob stories to your mouth injury Too many cock slaps.. or "kicks"? Bwahahaha!

Yes.

//Actually, my two lower canines are also damaged from being kicked in the fucking face too many times.

It's weird. You'd only notice if you looked at them closely, but they have sort of an off-white colouration to them. Dentist told me they were "dead" because of all the shock over the years.

Ded teef.

/mourn

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