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Originally posted by lücid if i was a guy, and i had to choose a urinal, i'd choose the one next to the midget. then i'd turn towards him and squeeze the tip of my penis (as if it were a talking penis) and say "hey lil fella, how ya doing down there?!"

Your humour matches your snow tires

Im afraid to be right next to someone at a urinal because of possible splash backs.

Or they have a heart attack or seizure or something. Piss everywhere.

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Originally posted by spc Door is on the left

If A is occupied, take C. Don't take E, it makes A think you are ghastly ashamed of your manhood that you need to corner it into the wall. Leaving the single space at B shows a bit of confidence without being too intrusive (aka, gay). Don't take D, because then it will look like you purposely sabotaged A, or place yourself in a position to be close to another dick.

it's an intricate science. Pay $10 and get lesson 2.

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Originally posted by Aristronica Scenario 1: All urinals open. I'd go for D. Scenario 2: Urinal C occupied. I'd go for E. Scenario 3: Urinal A & E occupied. I'd go for C. Scenario 4: Urinal A, C, & E occupied. I'd go for D. ...final answer.

scenario 4: a, c, e, occupied.
go for the stall.

wasnt there a video about this that someone posted a while back?|

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Originally posted by biznology wasnt there a video about this that someone posted a while back?|

yup

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa boys are so weird. in france, guys' urinals are in the same room as the girls' toilets, not separated by anything. theres the sinks and the urinal, and across from that the toilets. there is a small wall-type barrier between the sinks and the urinal for sanitary reasons but if you WANNA see something you totally can. and no one cares!

Using the same restroom as women isnt the issue here. I'd have no problem using the same restroom as women as long as I don't have to use a urinal right next to another guy.

sigh, i just got back from choosing urinal A and the next guy to enter chose urinal D. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CHOOSE C OR E! then another guy obviously enters 5 seconds later with a difficult decision at hand, and he obviously chose urinal B. damn you guy in urinal D

ya work sure is busy today

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