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Originally posted by Dr. DAS Sasha, I'm glad my advice was useful to you. If you are sober enough to get to the hostel, I'll contribute to the cause and buy you a drink. Seriously though, congrats on quitting! (Positive support abounds)

Haha, thanks it was long overdue. I am on a patch too, so even If I do have a smoke, I might have nicotine overdose. I am making you one of my confidantes to not let me have a cigarette no matter what happens...Even if it means tying or beating me up hahhahaa

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Originally posted by SasH21 Even if it means tying or beating me up hahhahaa

I like the sound of that !

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Originally posted by eRRaTiK I like the sound of that !

Hahaha..;-) ummm....yeah..I will pretend I didn't see that.

Btw, are you coming to Hostel tonight? Many TAs will be there, so it could be a good chance to introduce yourself in person and make some new Canadian friends lol

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Originally posted by SasH21 Btw, are you coming to Hostel tonight? Many TAs will be there, so it could be a good chance to introduce yourself in person and make some new Canadian friends lol

sounds fun. just sent you a pm.

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Originally posted by SasH21 Haha, thanks it was long overdue. I am on a patch too, so even If I do have a smoke, I might have nicotine overdose. I am making you one of my confidantes to not let me have a cigarette no matter what happens...Even if it means tying or beating me up hahhahaa

Trust me on this one - no joke - don't smoke on the patch...blacking out sucks. Are you using the 3mg?

I'll do my darndest to keep you in check, you'll just have to stay right here .

BTW, that's three bondage references in 3 days...dirty girl.

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Originally posted by Dr. DAS Trust me on this one - no joke - don't smoke on the patch...blacking out sucks. Are you using the 3mg? I'll do my darndest to keep you in check, you'll just have to stay right here . BTW, that's three bondage references in 3 days...dirty girl.

I am using nicoderm 14 mg...step 2 for people who smoke less than 10 smokes a day. I actually feel fine, even though I heard many people feel weak on it.

You are the one with the dirty mind lol hehe

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Originally posted by jchung52 Dear Dr. Das, How do I become awesome? Thank you Yours Truly, Jchung

Dear Jchung,

Awesomeness is not something you can become, it's something you are...or more accurately, are not.

However, if you're feeling motivated and want to try and break this paradigm, I would suggest adding 'Dr.' to your name. Don't worry if you haven't got the credentials to back it up, just tell everyone it's a PhD in something useless like psychology or one of the other black arts. All you need to do is start using pretentious and unnecessarily complex and obscure language in everyday conversation to make it believable.

Further to that, I would suggest 'blowing out' your hair and hitting the tanning booth daily. When coupled with a button-down shirt, some gaudy jewelry and lip gloss, you will be as close to awesome as possible. It helps to use 'street' language as well, especially if you grew up in the ghettoes of Richmond Hill.

You could also buy a Honda Civic and cover it with useless mods that have no effect on performance, like duct-taping a coffee can to your exhaust and slathering your fenders with stickers for performance products you don't have. Check the parking lot of your local Tim Hortons, most of the other people that have followed this advice hang out there listening to hip-hop on Friday and Saturday nights, and I'm sure they're all too eager to discuss thier awesomeness.

Good luck, and good ricing!

Best,

Dr. DAS

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Originally posted by Dr. DAS Dear Jchung, Awesomeness is not something you can become, it's something you are...or more accurately, are not. However, if you're feeling motivated and want to try and break this paradigm, I would suggest adding 'Dr.' to your name. Don't worry if you haven't got the credentials to back it up, just tell everyone it's a PhD in something useless like psychology or one of the other black arts. All you need to do is start using pretentious and unnecessarily complex and obscure language in everyday conversation to make it believable. Further to that, I would suggest 'blowing out' your hair and hitting the tanning booth daily. When coupled with a button-down shirt, some gaudy jewelry and lip gloss, you will be as close to awesome as possible. It helps to use 'street' language as well, especially if you grew up in the ghettoes of Richmond Hill. You could also buy a Honda Civic and cover it with useless mods that have no effect on performance, like duct-taping a coffee can to your exhaust and slathering your fenders with stickers for performance products you don't have. Check the parking lot of your local Tim Hortons, most of the other people that have followed this advice hang out there listening to hip-hop on Friday and Saturday nights, and I'm sure they're all too eager to discuss thier awesomeness. Good luck, and good ricing! Best, Dr. DAS

lol... thanks for the advice... let me get right to it... whats even better is i have friends who work at tanning salons... wooot discount tanning... even more awesome

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Originally posted by jsibilin Dear Dr das, For the last eight years I have weighed the same weight(140), i stand 5,9. I have always wanted to gain more weight and i have tried many things such as weight gainer, 5 meals a day, and working out. I consider myself fit and healthy but i just can't break 150. My goal is weigh around 165-175. Is it just because i have an incredibly fast metabolism? p.s. smoking weed makes me eat more just doesn't put on the pounds..

Dear jsibilin,

My name is in all caps for a reason, that reason being that I'm better than you. At everything. I digress...

So you want to be a fat bastard, eh? First things first, move to the USA...fatness just kind of happens there. Once you've found a place in the fast-food district of Kansas City, or whatever fat-ass district you've selected, you need to make some fat friends. Check the local bowling alley, there's usually a herd of them there, eager to talk to someone who isn't related to anyone in thier family bush.

The 5 meals you're eating, are any of the foods not deep-fried? That's a no-no. You need to be frying everything in oil that - and this is important - has never been changed. Start by frying up such delicacies as Snickers bars, sticks of butter or lard and slices of bread. Bread is especially effective because it will trap a lot of that grease and put it where you want it, on your ass.

You will also need to stop all forms of physical activity possible. Purchase a motor-scooter, or steal one from some other obese mother****** to avoid all that healty walking. Don't worry if fatty yells at you, he'll be too out of breath just standing up to chase your still-skinny ass. He may throw twinkies at you in protest, but this is actually your gain as they are delicious when deep-fried. Order food in at all times and drink lots of pop. To quote the great Dr. Nick Riviera, rub your foods on a piece of paper, if the paper turns clear it's your ticket to weight gain. Remember, bacon fat is great in coffee.

You'll be using a crane to take a shit in no time. Just watch that some other fat-jealous ectomorph doesn't try and steal the scooter you've rightfully stolen yourself.

In no time at all, you'll be just another amorphous blob blending into the crisco-stained tapestry that is the American public.

Good luck and good gravy!

Dr. DAS

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Originally posted by jchung52 wooot discount tanning... even more awesome

Being a cheap bitch is a good first step.

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"Hey look, I can make a heart-shape with my hands!!!" So Fucking what? Stop it. You're a douche.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in the eyes of your enemies.

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Originally posted by Dr. DAS Dear jsibilin, My name is in all caps for a reason, that reason being that I'm better than you. At everything. I digress... So you want to be a fat bastard, eh? First things first, move to the USA...fatness just kind of happens there. Once you've found a place in the fast-food district of Kansas City, or whatever fat-ass district you've selected, you need to make some fat friends. Check the local bowling alley, there's usually a herd of them there, eager to talk to someone who isn't related to anyone in thier family bush. The 5 meals you're eating, are any of the foods not deep-fried? That's a no-no. You need to be frying everything in oil that - and this is important - has never been changed. Start by frying up such delicacies as Snickers bars, sticks of butter or lard and slices of bread. Bread is especially effective because it will trap a lot of that grease and put it where you want it, on your ass. You will also need to stop all forms of physical activity possible. Purchase a motor-scooter, or steal one from some other obese mother****** to avoid all that healty walking. Don't worry if fatty yells at you, he'll be too out of breath just standing up to chase your still-skinny ass. He may throw twinkies at you in protest, but this is actually your gain as they are delicious when deep-fried. Order food in at all times and drink lots of pop. To quote the great Dr. Nick Riviera, rub your foods on a piece of paper, if the paper turns clear it's your ticket to weight gain. Remember, bacon fat is great in coffee. You'll be using a crane to take a shit in no time. Just watch that some other fat-jealous ectomorph doesn't try and steal the scooter you've rightfully stolen yourself. In no time at all, you'll be just another amorphous blob blending into the crisco-stained tapestry that is the American public. Good luck and good gravy! Dr. DAS

thanks for the advice! I would only move to the states if bill clinton was still president. btw sorry for the smallcase, u are better then me! ... i love the quote by Dr. Nick Riviera ..thats totally from the simpsons episode where homer goes on a eating binge. The only thing i deepfry is shrimp! yummy,, i actually have a craving for poutine from harveys! it always gets my heart pounding !