I have a couple gems..

High school cross country meet. It was my junior year and about 1 mile in (3miles total) I get that sudden urge. The urge that has been mentioned several times above. The I'm about to shit myself any second feeling. A teammate was at my same pace and running next to me and I was bitching and moaning to him the whole race saying I had to shit. Well no more than 200-300yds from the finish I couldnt hold it any longer. I dart off the course and into a small passage of woods and basically shit as I'm pulling down my shorts. Unfortunately I don't make it all the way so I partially shat my shorts and even got some on my legs. I can see runners passing me and looking at me as I'm in the woods shitting. My gold jersey didnt help hide me in the foliage. I try as best I could to clean myself up with leaves and my gold jersey to resume the race. So I do and of course the finish line is lined with family members and other teammates of my team and other schools. Luckly this was the one meet all year that the females didn't go with us. One of my buddies dad saw my fucking mess and told me to keep on running straight to the showers. The next year I placed first, I got my revenge.

The second story is walking home from my GF's dorm to my dorm at Uni of Florida. Long story short, I got that same gonna shit now urge and started to run, but didn't make it. It came out while I was running and shit on the sidewalk and across a crosswalk. Thank god it was after midnight and nobody was around.

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Originally posted by Theresa He thinks me pooping is incredibly entertaining, and finds it even more entertaining to call me on it, and then pester me to no end about how I pooped. AND, if he thinks I am pooping, he will come to the door, and ask in this feigning concerned way if I am ok, and if I need help.

i think all males do this to their GF's... its what we do...

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Originally posted by Zewad I have a couple gems.. High school cross country meet. It was my junior year and about 1 mile in (3miles total) I get that sudden urge. The urge that has been mentioned several times above. The I'm about to shit myself any second feeling. A teammate was at my same pace and running next to me and I was bitching and moaning to him the whole race saying I had to shit. Well no more than 200-300yds from the finish I couldnt hold it any longer. I dart off the course and into a small passage of woods and basically shit as I'm pulling down my shorts. Unfortunately I don't make it all the way so I partially shat my shorts and even got some on my legs. I can see runners passing me and looking at me as I'm in the woods shitting. My gold jersey didnt help hide me in the foliage. I try as best I could to clean myself up with leaves and my gold jersey to resume the race. So I do and of course the finish line is lined with family members and other teammates of my team and other schools. Luckly this was the one meet all year that the females didn't go with us. One of my buddies dad saw my fucking mess and told me to keep on running straight to the showers. The next year I placed first, I got my revenge. The second story is walking home from my GF's dorm to my dorm at Uni of Florida. Long story short, I got that same gonna shit now urge and started to run, but didn't make it. It came out while I was running and shit on the sidewalk and across a crosswalk. Thank god it was after midnight and nobody was around.

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There shouldn't ever be a time where taking a giant dump is considered the "worst" of anything.

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i'm pooping right now.

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Originally posted by woscar99 I have a good one

That had me in tears.

right before you go to jail, so someone i know tells me from experience.


this guy i know got locked up on a friday right before a holiday weekend, so he couldn't see the judge until wednesday. to his misfortune he was jailed in a big room with a couple of toilet alongside one wall. the toilets didn't have any dividers, nor doors, or anything. (now this is a person that pisses in the stalls so no one will see his dick.)

so he held his shit in for several days. the first day was difficult, but he was tough. the second day was easier, as he had gotten used to the pain. by the fourth and fifth day though, he was reciting the lord's prayer.

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My cousin told me a story a few years back about one of his mountain climbing trips to Nepal.

They'd been out one night for some local food and a few days later were getting ready to head off on their expedition. One guy in their group hadn't crapped since they'd been out for tea, massively constipated. Apparently in a bit of pain and obviously couldn't go on the climb if he wasn't regular cos its a bit of a hazard to him and the climb group. They took him to the hospital to get it dislodged, the story goes the doctor basically inserted a funnel into his arse to break through the blockage, there was enough backpressure that when the pressure was released it came spurting out and sprayed the doctor and nurse and the surrounding area.

Nasty.

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Originally posted by Trance Nutter Nasty.

shitnasty! (dotcom*)

*warning nsfw warning lol

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Worst situation for me was at the top of Haleakala in Maui, Hawaii. The bathrooms weren't too bad, but I was in the middle of business and a HUGE ASS FUCKING SPIDER runs right by my foot and it sat by me for so damn long. On top of that I realized that the fkn toilet paper dispensers were empty