blue?

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why is my girlfriend on her period the day before i leave for a few months?

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Originally posted by wizniz why is my girlfriend on her period the day before i leave for a few months?

ass action!

she said we could still go at it if i didnt mind...


never done that before. thoughts? opinions?

brb need a cig

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit is there a lot of money to be made at the front door of color-based Sensation events? i.e. if I go to Kmart, and buy 100 white T-shirts for $75, will people buy them for $5 each at the front door to a Sensation White? Will they believe they are "OFFICIAL SENSATION WHITE SHIRTS"?

It is possible but it depends on YOU!
You want to be a salesman for the night? then think like one:

Chances are, 65% people will somehow be impaired by the time they arrive at the doors,
you dont want to target those who obviously have white clothing under their coat/jacket..
Your goal sir, is to target those people who are obvious tourists,
the group of guys that are fucked up, and exited about the event, because "woooooo!" will be heared throughout,
and the random group of girls, THINK COLOR...
yell it out:
"White Sensation! Where's your white shirt bitch??
You look sad in black...you need a white shirt NOW!



That'll be $5 bucks..

next!

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Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix Dog meat is appreaciated in the far East as a resource for food, but not here in The States... PASS. Next question!

that is not an acceptable answer....I am hungry and I have a dead dog here that needs to be cooked.

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Originally posted by grooviebeats what is the average distance skeet can fly when you masturbate?

The average is 28 Miles per hour but that's for REAL sex.
Men, unlike women, respond faster to anything related to sex. Even though they are dirtier than we are!
We are visual animals...our eyes and emotions are connected to the cock.
So if you're beating off to the models in Cosmopolitan, the reaction is not the same..

Next!

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Originally posted by TweeK Whats the best way to scam a chick into having sekkz with you?

3 Tylenol PM's in her drink. Ding! Ding! Ding!

Dinner is served!

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**rubs chinn**

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Originally posted by Cloudburst blue?

Blue Balls??= Beat off son - hqgirldotcom
Blue, the color? Depends on the hue if you are an artist bish!
BLUE the nightclub here in Miami Beach is the best running club
9 years and GOING!
Small, intimate... but the best unsigned DJ's play here!
Next-o!

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