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Originally posted by jennypie Ew, who calls it "giving hand" anyways? Fuck that's lame.

yeah agree thats really gay

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Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan Or perhaps her gash stinks like a bin bag full of rotting fish. Not being rude or anything with the comment above mate. She might of been walking around all day or been to the gym before or something. My suggestion is take her out on a night out have a laugh, tease her a bit, add alcohol to the equation and hopefully she'll lose all inhibitions.

LOL. I laughed so hard at this, thanks for the advice, I'll give it a shot.

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Originally posted by RJT Booze for sure. Also, GHB - I hear it makes the ladies moist as a snack cake down there.

I'm surprised you didn' give me any shit. impressive! ty ty

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN youre a fucking idiot.

i already tore you a new asshole, do you really want a third and risk getting us both banned?

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Originally posted by r5a i already tore you a new asshole, do you really want a third and risk getting us both banned?

that sounds kinky. i want in.

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Originally posted by r5a i already tore you a new asshole, do you really want a third and risk getting us both banned?

dont flatter yourself little boy. don't forget- im not the one needing personal advice on an edm forum. whatever you "do" to me, youre still a fucking idiot.

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she's just a squirter

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NOBODY DOES THIS ANYMORE

pks a miserable, angry sack of shit. dont even dignify anything he says with a response

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"The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!" - homer

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Originally posted by Spike pks a miserable, angry sack of shit. dont even dignify anything he says with a response

FYI, you just dignified his posts.

maybe you're going through the wrong entrance. Try giving her the ass play her bunghole deserves, see where it goes =)

Besides, she could have cooch confidence issues - like enormously large clit (and pair of well hung lips that can easily pass for ballsack).

though I must add... 2 months and you still haven't scored? SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA.

Sorry. You're a gentleman, I dig it. Last time I had to hold out for poon for that long was back in HS with a virgin. She'd let me buttseks her though, keeping that hymen for a special occasion. I popped it nonetheless, though it took nearly a year of pleading and ravishing her bum. Awwww. sweet days.

You have been with her going on 3 months and have not had sex yet? How old are you, 16?

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Originally posted by XaNaX You have been with her going on 3 months and have not had sex yet? How old are you, 16?

Nothing wrong with waiting. It would probably take me a few months before I was ready to have sex with a new partner.

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Originally posted by jennypie Ew, who calls it "giving hand" anyways? Fuck that's lame.

ty!