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Originally posted by JD8180 so i basically told my mom when i started masturbating

i'm sorry dude... but seriously...

ROFL

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles Mine was around age 12 or 13. I didn't have a clear idea of what the "result" of masturbation would be, so I was a bit confused when it finally happened.

Yup.

Touching my junk felt good, but I didn't realise that there was an end result. Surprised to say the least.

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles Mine was around age 12 or 13. I didn't have a clear idea of what the "result" of masturbation would be, so I was a bit confused when it finally happened.

same

Wow, lots of "same here" and "me too" in this thread. Good to know I wasn't the only guy blundering around in ignorance about his own sexual functions.

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles Wow, lots of "same here" and "me too" in this thread. Good to know I wasn't the only guy blundering around in ignorance about his own sexual functions.

same

I just remember being really turned on for some reason while lying in bed trying to get to sleep one night, probably fantasizing about girls, so I started playing with myself, it felt good, so I kept playing with myself, then suddenly out of nowhere I came, was like 'wtf, that was fun' for a couple seconds, then 'ohhhh, so that's what they were talking about in sex ed.'

I was 12 or so.

lol, nice thread.

Here is mine:

I was 14 and was at home alone. I had some sort of a magazine with naked girls in it and I was "reading" it a lot when I was alone. It wasn't the first time I had an erection but for some reason this time I was VERY aroused. So I decided that I should remove my pants since it was really hurting me. And so I was standing half naked with an erection watching naked girls. Then I touched my penis, dunno why, then I grabbed it and felt quite good. I also didn't know what was the ending result but it was feeling good so I continued. Then after maybe 1 minute or so I felt something like a urge to pee (that's what I was thinking it was). I went to the toilet and was waiting to pee but nothing. Then I started to shake my penis, grabbing it again and so on, when VOILA. All over the toilet there was white substance. I felt so confused.

Such a lol moment when I remind myself about it.

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Originally posted by echosystm One day I just got really pissed off and went for a furious wank.

This is what we call Madsturbation

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suprising that this thread is still not topped and sprayed over with classical "c0r whore" liquid shit..

...in such a thread

5th or 6th grade. i had one of those flip n' fucks. and one day i sat on it and thought, "this feels really good". so i wanted to see how it felt....on 'other' parts of the body. yeah. it felt good all right. LOL

I read this awesome book the other day called Don't Tell Mum I Work On An Oil Rig, She Thinks I Play Piano In A Whorehouse.

It's a collection of short stories from an oil rig worker; he tells this one about being in the jungles of Borneo or somewhere and they managed to "adopt" this little spider monkey as a pet, and it would eat and watch TV and basically do everything with them.He claims that it used to get into their porn stash and they'd catch it 3-4 times a day on the lounge room couch, this little monkey, wanking furiously away. The mental image is hilarious...

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