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Originally posted by CONNERMAN2000 He's gone on interviews saying the biggest regret of his entire career was turning down the Matrix.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahah!

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Originally posted by jonze there was a super computer and his car.

Fine. You win.

What're you some kind of super-villian?!

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Originally posted by Ygrene Fine. You win. What're you some kind of super-villian?!

well i do have several plans in the works to take over the world. i can always use a good henchman if you're looking for work

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Originally posted by jonze well i do have several plans in the works to take over the world. i can always use a good henchman if you're looking for work

I´ll do it, but I want a really cool name. And a different nose

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Originally posted by glass I´ll do it, but I want a really cool name. And a different nose

Pssst....hey....Glass.....I was totally thinking about the henchman thing too but, you ever realize that pretty much ALL the evil henchmen die??? They only way we aren't dying is if we are one of the main guys....I dunno what Jonze's plans are but....I think you see where I'm coming from....


....what do you think about maybe you and me form some kind of evil twin duo??!? The way Jonze makes it sound, he's got his plans already worked out....might not be any room for us at the end of his little evil bandwagon ride.......think about it man....

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery Aw hell naw.

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Originally posted by glass I´ll do it, but I want a really cool name. And a different nose

send over your resume and two references. would you like to be considered for an entry level henchman position or a supervisory position? we can discuss cosmetic surgery and name changes during the interviewing process.

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Originally posted by jonze send over your resume and two references. would you like to be considered for an entry level henchman position or a supervisory position? we can discuss cosmetic surgery and name changes during the interviewing process.

What about a bootcut with my uniform? I'll pay for it.

I like the idea of a superhero who just makes everything worse.

You know, without subjecting myself to another Ben Stiller massacre.

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Originally posted by Dr. DAS I like the idea of a superhero who just makes everything worse. You know, without subjecting myself to another Ben Stiller massacre.

how about Ben Stillfleck? Surely he could combat it.

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Originally posted by inconspicuous how about Ben Stillfleck? Surely he could combat it.

I only wish I knew what you were talking about.

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If you can't be good, be careful.

"Hey look, I can make a heart-shape with my hands!!!" So Fucking what? Stop it. You're a douche.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in the eyes of your enemies.