this one is my fav

Q: What's the difference between a washing machine and a one night stand?


A: A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you drop a load in it.

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Why are horses so gay?

- cuz they like to eat haaaayyyyyy

** Next ones a bit harsh**



How do make an 8 year old cry


- rub ur bloody dick on her teddy bear

Q: What do you call the Playboy Channel in Ethiopia?
A: The Food Network.


Q: How do you count the population of Ethiopia?
A: Roll a Doughnut down the Street.

Q: Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
R: Nope
A: Neither have they.

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Q: What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian kid?

A: A pair of jeans only has one fly on it!

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q. whats the difference between black dude and extra large pizza with 3 toppings??
a. extra large pizza can feed a family of four

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i wanna wipe my ass with mona lisa !!!

Q. What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?

A. Acne doesn't usually come on a kid's face until it's 13.

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

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