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| quote: | Originally posted by Chris Crossland
Doenst that suck? You Finally get off work, get to go home and close your eyes. Then immediately you wake up realizing the whole day at work had been a dream. It's bad enough that you sell your waking life for minimum wage, but now they get your dreams for free. |
yeah, its not cool. i had one before that someone had written the EPR i needed to write. and so i was like, "Sweet! it's done!" and then i woke up and was lke, "shit, i still have to do it"
i had another dream this evening....and all i remember about it now was that i was at starbucks, getting TWO coffees thru the drive up window.
i get my shit, and one of 'em tasted like strawberries and i was pissed.
so i get out of my car, go up to the car in front of me to complain (like the starbucks girl who made it was in the car in front of me ) . anyways, she invites me into her pathfinder and so i get in and we start talking. and then i was like, "lady sorry i gotta go to work, i'm going to be soooooooo late". and she was like, "ok fine, but you aren't going to get all nerdy on me, are you?"
"what? nerdy?"
"yeah, you're like a nuclear physist or something nerdy like that aren't you?"
"i'm a weather guy...the text messages i've been getting are telling me there is lightning within 5 miles of Fort Polk".
"cool, we'll lets be nerdy together next time."
so i write my phone number down on a napkin, but the pen explodes and black ink gets everywhere....and i'm still worried about being late for work. so i get a new pen (from her grocery bags ) and write down my number....but it was all wrong. i was just writing a series of numbers that didn't even make sense. no matter how hard i tried, it just didn't work.
and then i went to leave her pathfinder, and i couldn't find my coffee, and i run back to my truck, slam the door, and wake up.
ugh. 
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