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| quote: | Originally posted by blacknoizybox
SOCIAL AND FRIENDLY NICE YOUNG MAN ATTENDING HIGH SCHOOL AND POETRY CLASS:
- wear a trenchcoat
- wear it always, never take it off
- must be pimple-faced (>4 pimples per sq.inch)
- don't talk to anyone.. ANYONE!!!
- smoke
- look around
- stare into random peoples' eyes
- sip your beer quietly
- ACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (SHOOT EVERYMOTHERFUCKINGBASTARDOUTTHERE!! BANG BANG BANGG BANGG SWOOOSHHH BANG BOOM BOOM!!!!!!!)
P.S. use hollow-point rounds only
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It's a dress up party, not a drama class.
Party is tomorrow night; wigger it is!
(Unless one of you comes up with something better, though I do find the whole "dress up" party extremely poor anyway. Are we so boring as adults that we must wear silly costumes to amuse ourselves?)
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