quote:

Originally posted by Cum Fart I was humping a broad once in the vay jay and she cut an ass fart that stunk so bad I pulled out, came on her face, zipped up and gtfo.

lol.

ive always wondered what the reactions are like when you jizz on your girls face. i never asked my girl/had the balls to so I coudn't experience that.


next gf for sure though.

quote:

Originally posted by r5a lol. ive always wondered what the reactions are like when you jizz on your girls face. i never asked my girl/had the balls to so I coudn't experience that.

The first time I ever tried it, I started giggling as I was coming. Pretty fuckin lurid.

Aim for the eye - they seem to like it

quote:

Originally posted by heathen how is is physically possible to thrust a fist up a p*ssy?

the same way it's possible for an entire baby to come out of one?

Now this is COR material. Well done, lads.

quote:

Originally posted by JD8180 the same way it's possible for an entire baby to come out of one?

so that's where they come from!

___________________
When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.

quote:

Originally posted by Ian redtube or youporn.com and see for yourself. If we're lucky it'll put u off posting for a day or two here.

youporn doesn't have fisting movies anymore

quote:

Originally posted by Minhaj i dont have to rub off while watching Dakota Fanning movies anymore.

Perhaps 4chan has utterly ruined me to the point of no return...perhaps not....ok, perhaps so....regardless, this is probably the funniest thing I have read all day.

___________________
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

This thread = lulz

___________________

quote:

Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

lawl