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Originally posted by devnull

You must get turned down a lot eh?

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Hi my name is Patrick. What is your name ?

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Originally posted by afterhrsgurl Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day. aaaaaahahaha

well ania's been going on late night runs with me, so my endurance is pretty good... so i guess ill just have to keep running

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damn right bitch
(PS. I'm a tank right now... the Easter chub is still with us)


K this is the most ANNOYING one ever... not even a pick up line... just... stupid

Standing at the bar
Guy walks up and puts his hands on my hips or something all "Heyyyy!!!"
I turn around... Lo and Behold! ... he "realizes" we don't actually know eachother
(warning: bad acting ahead)
"ohhhh sorry like I totally though you were someone else"
extends his hand hand
"I'm Markus by the way... I like your hair*

thanks... bye.

guhhh! fakeness = eternal fail
I am the nicest person ever and I will talk to anyone... I don't know why some guys feel the need to be all fake and ghey

Anyway... in my opinion... all can be signed, sealed, delivered with a look

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

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Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* You must get turned down a lot eh?

haha no

i just had that list in an email, and it was the right time to pull it out.
no need for pickup lines nemore!

"I wonder what it's like to kiss a girl with a tongue ring"

I found out soon enough

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Originally posted by marcusus "I wonder what it's like to kiss a girl with a tongue ring" I found out soon enough

Fuckin' sleezeball

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Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* Fuckin' sleezeball

Hah!

The full extent of the conversation went something along the lines of
"I wonder what it's like to kiss a girl with a tongue ring?"
"Wanna find out?"

And that was that. Mind you, I knew her for ages beforehand, so it wasn't like a complete random out one night

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I would rather have the truth tear my body apart...
Than have my soul wander forever in darkness...

I don't really use pickup lines, just because I feel they don't work.

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*This fantasy will never stop ... as long as you keep dancin'!

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Originally posted by Ania_xox Anyway... in my opinion... all can be signed, sealed, delivered with a look

so true. been there. done that. haha

pat had the best so far.
i love people with a sense of humor.. so if they use lines like that and just laugh like.. just to be stupid.. i'll go along with it and drop the lesbo bomb a bit later than normal.

Favorites =
-(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
- Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
^ ahahhahaha i would die
-Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?

I think the best one Ive ever gotten was my first and only time at Republik. This guy came up to me with his friend and was like.. do you want to have a 3some with us? And i just looked at them like.. wtf? and the one guy was like.. yeah we can all get naked and then I'll lock him in the closet and pointed at his friend.

Hilarious. I laughed and let them buy me a drink but obviously didn't take them up on that offer

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Originally posted by marcusus Hah! The full extent of the conversation went something along the lines of "I wonder what it's like to kiss a girl with a tongue ring?" "Wanna find out?" And that was that. Mind you, I knew her for ages beforehand, so it wasn't like a complete random out one night

Hahahaha I'm just kiddin'

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Shut up and DANCE!!
House moves my body, Trance owns my soul, Progressive drives me wild