Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Hit puree!

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Originally posted by Ygrene Hit puree!

Made an alt and started a shit thread about bad stuff imaginary TAs from the interwebz have done.

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Originally posted by Zoso But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

I'd be proud of that..

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Originally posted by blacknoizybox I'd be proud of that..

That's actually a quote from the movie Goonies, in case anyone is missing the reference. Great flick.

stole my teacher's wallet, took the money, and spent the rest of the school day marking and destroying all the cards and junk inside, left it in the bathroom sink with the water running

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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal

pissed in a guys listerine

^yuck lol

I've ran out on a bill from a "restaurant" for the crack once. And didn't run the right way, left long street, right a maze of pathways into darkness... which do you pick? NOT LEFT! Got caught made me and my mate laugh "thought you paid..no you..no you"

But really one that made me feel worst was breaking one of my bros teeth fighting with him.

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