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Originally posted by tubularbills and i'm like, "wtf they're cramming us in here and taking us to a concentration camp! " was kind of a weird moment.

My brother's taking me to a concentration camp when I visit Germany. Then we're gonna go party in Tel Aviv and be like "Eyyyy you made it out!".

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the rule of thumb on public transportation is that if the seats are made of felt or cloth they have been pissed and shitted on. Where I live they bought all these new busses with new seats made of fabric and instantly there are more piss stains on them than anything in the world. then they have the monorail and where the monorail is there is piss and shit on everything and then they wanna expand it to the upper class neighborhoods meaning all those bums are gonna harvest around the train lines.

weirdest thing I have seen on public transportation is a dude shot in the head. it was like 3 or 4 am a few years back and I got on the 82 westheimer and some dude had a hospital bracelet on with a bullet hole in his head.

oh man, further proof Adelaide public transport sucks.

Can't think of anything strange happening to me.










Even the weirdos are smart enough not to catch public transport here

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Last edited by Trance Nutter on Jun-17-2008 at 10:04

This has been a standard defacement on Sydney trains since half of forever (and no, I've not seen it happen)

There was this guy, who I honestly don't know what he was thinking that just wanted off the bus after missing his stop or something. Forced open the centre door and just jumped off, at about 40km/h and smacked into a metal light pole and there was this resounding *GONG* noise when he hit.
Don't think he died.
Just didn't get up...

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Originally posted by Lilith This has been a standard defacement on Sydney trains since half of forever (and no, I've not seen it happen) There was this guy, who I honestly don't know what he was thinking that just wanted off the bus after missing his stop or something. Forced open the centre door and just jumped off, at about 40km/h and smacked into a metal light pole and there was this resounding *GONG* noise when he hit. Don't think he died. Just didn't get up...

that reminds me of a kid on a flight we were on. His mum told him that they were flying over their town so he asked her if they were going to be dropped off to get home. I'm kinda glad I was next to the exit there, just incase he tried to open the door...

Two summers ago coming home from a night class, I transferred downtown and got on the bus home, took a seat facing the front of the bus and after like 10 minutes I noticed (through a fuzzy reflection in the window) that the man behind me was periodically leaning forward to smell my hair.

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Originally posted by Ania_xox Two summers ago coming home from a night class, I transferred downtown and got on the bus home, took a seat facing the front of the bus and after like 10 minutes I noticed (through a fuzzy reflection in the window) that the man behind me was periodically leaning forward to smell my hair.

Always sit at the back of the bus!

Pleaaaaase keep these stories coming.

My list:

- A guy trying to pick up this girl only to find out the sleeping guy next to her is her boyfriend.

- Everyone on the bus at one point had to give up their seat because a legion of those crazy old ladies that wear bright purple gowns/dresses and huge red hats got on the bus.

- On a night bus I saw a drunk guy begging the bus driver to let him get off and take a piss then get back on, finally the bus driver lets him and all the guy did was open the doors and while still inside the bus piss out of it.

- Seen a girl on the metro with McDonald's puke, then continue eating her food.

- Gotten on a bus full of bus drivers, and a metro full of metro drivers.

- Once saw a huge group of g-thugs blocking the stairs leading off the platform on the green line here, and if anyone tried to push past them they'd just shove them and then talk shit. The funny part was there were other staircases, so we all just went up an alternate stair case and as I was going up I saw a small army of police and metro cops heading down the "blocked" stair case.

We had one of those buses not long back with the sliding doors in the middle of the bus and a pole to hang onto right down the centre next to the doors. The driver was going like a bat out of hell (must have been late or something), the doors didn't close properly and this poor old lady with her handbag was holding onto the pole for dear life, the driver sped round a corner and the bottom of the woman's body flew out the door while still gripping onto this pole for dear life.

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Originally posted by smakmagik Trains in Bombay are efficient but are the most dangerous public transport I have ever heard of. No one takes responsibility for train safety and things just keep rolling on, as if a number of people dying on their way to work every single day is just part of the routine

You win :P

Go Darwinism.

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Originally posted by Alex - Gotten on a bus full of bus drivers,

That's happened to me. I got on a GO bus and every seat had a GO operator in it. I recall actually saying "What the fuck" while walking up the aisle.

Surreal.

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