quote:

Originally posted by elFreak why do indians smell funny?

Crooked noses.

What is the theory of relativity?

quote:

Originally posted by david.michael Crooked noses. What is the theory of relativity?

the theory that your mother and your father are related outside marriage....


what is string theory?

___________________

quote:

Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN I have 3 hobbies: gaming, DJing & correcting maladjusted fools on the internet.

quote:

Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?

quote:

Originally posted by colonelcrisp the theory that your mother and your father are related outside marriage.... what is string theory?

The idea that you clearly MUST have eaten a piece of yarn yesterday, based on current evidence.

What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

quote:

Originally posted by david.michael The idea that you clearly MUST have eaten a piece of yarn yesterday, based on current evidence. What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

slightly faster than that of a laden one......



what do you call nuts on your chin?

___________________

quote:

Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN I have 3 hobbies: gaming, DJing & correcting maladjusted fools on the internet.

quote:

Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?

quote:

Originally posted by colonelcrisp slightly faster than that of a laden one...... what do you call nuts on your chin?

Ahglhgulu hggluahg hgh ghghuuhgh.

Cape Town ey? Whereabout the UK is that?

quote:

Originally posted by david.michael Ahglhgulu hggluahg hgh ghghuuhgh. Cape Town ey? Whereabout the UK is that?

the part with all naggers.........



why does fiber make you regular?

___________________

quote:

Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN I have 3 hobbies: gaming, DJing & correcting maladjusted fools on the internet.

quote:

Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?

quote:

Originally posted by colonelcrisp the part with all naggers......... why does fiber make you regular?

Your momma!

quote:

Originally posted by Zoso Your momma!

there is a big difference between smart ass and stupid........ congratulations on the promotion to captain of the fail boat.......

___________________

quote:

Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN I have 3 hobbies: gaming, DJing & correcting maladjusted fools on the internet.

quote:

Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?

quote:

Originally posted by colonelcrisp the part with all naggers......... why does fiber make you regular?

Because fiber knows that I prefer that over decaf.

What is Dave Dresden up to these days?

quote:

Originally posted by david.michael Because fiber knows that I prefer that over decaf. What is Dave Dresden up to these days?

Who Cares, he produces shit anyways....


why does my boss always hire horribly unatractive admin assistants....

___________________

quote:

Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN I have 3 hobbies: gaming, DJing & correcting maladjusted fools on the internet.

quote:

Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?

quote:

Originally posted by colonelcrisp Who Cares, he produces shit anyways.... why does my boss always hire horribly unatractive admin assistants....

Because he learned from you that if he's going to hire employees who aren't competent enough to spell, he should at least get some BJs out of it.

Why is nobody else participating in this sweet sweet thread?

quote:

Originally posted by david.michael Because he learned from you that if he's going to hire employees who aren't competent enough to spell, he should at least get some BJs out of it. Why is nobody else participating in this sweet sweet thread?

I have diabetes.

What is an oxymoron?

___________________
Soundcloud
MixCrate