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Originally posted by tubularbills i usually fap in the morning, during the shower. its great cause my cum does down the drain. but sometimes...oh...sometimes, that random middle of the day nooner is just fucking fantastic and i'm like, "FUCK YEAH I'M GONNA CUM" and i spooge and it feels great. and then she's like, "omg i'll get you a towel" ok maybe not really, but at least i think that. anywaywa, i'm dorunk.s

Wat.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN so fucking true. sure, im old now but back in highschool it'd be a bad week if i didn't get it out at least twice a day.

So I'm guessing that sex wasn't an option for you in high school then?

Good thing that's picked up for you...

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Wat.

also tis not daily, its random. yes, random sometimes yes, somedays no. its like i'm standing there in the shower all soapy and i look down and i'm like, "hey dick, whats up" and he's like, "ME!" and i'm like "Sweet lets jerk off" and so i do.

I don't need to know these things

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Wat. So I'm guessing that sex wasn't an option for you in high school then? Good thing that's picked up for you...

Haha you're such a kidder

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Originally posted by Sushipunk I don't need to know these things

there are some things you can't UNSEE

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Originally posted by tubularbills there are some things you can't UNSEE

I haven't seen shit!

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Originally posted by Sushipunk I haven't seen shit!

i'm so live on stickam right now

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Originally posted by Sushipunk So I'm guessing that sex wasn't an option for you in high school then? Good thing that's picked up for you...

see, im actually more interested in fapping when im actually getting sex. weird i know. but no, highschool didnt work out quite as well as i had hoped

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Originally posted by Sushipunk I don't need to know these things

Sure buddy.

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Originally posted by nchs09 wtf man... Where is the visual stimuli? DEF NEEDED...... cant imagine chicas!

visual stimulus is not needed. .... come on your an EDM dude you should be like all in tuned with sounds and shit. i know there is definitely music i can totally fap to and its just as hot as seeing some hot porno or whatever

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Originally posted by tubularbills i'm so live on stickam right now

No Keep it in your pants man!

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN see, im actually more interested in fapping when im actually getting sex. weird i know. but no, highschool didnt work out quite as well as i had hoped

That is weird.

But I used to play D&D in high school. The ultimate aphrodisiac.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk But I used to play D&D in high school. The ultimate aphrodisiac.

lol +9 against STDs?