if i was a dude and i was dating some chick who was like, 'ew shave your chest and pubes, that's gross" i would come home from the gym and grab her by the head and shove her face in my sweaty hairy pubes and be like, "u mean shave THIS? but WHY????"
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man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Jul-01-2008 17:18
Ygrene
Dr. Stinkburger Deluxe
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Totergefuttert
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Originally posted by Slylee
if i was a dude and i was dating some chick who was like, 'ew shave your chest and pubes, that's gross" i would come home from the gym and grab her by the head and shove her face in my sweaty hairy pubes and be like, "u mean shave THIS? but WHY????"
Ohhhhhh, now I know why you are single......
JUST JOKES Jamie!! JUST JOKES!
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Jul-01-2008 17:22
gehzumteufel
In your ass
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: so cal
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Originally posted by denys envy
I'm like a bear. I used to deal with it in my youth (shaving, waxing, trimming, etc.) Now I'm like "fuck it", if you don't give them the option girls don't care if they're into you.
This is exactly how I am now. When I had just gotten out of HS, for a while I was shaving my chest hair. I quit cause it was too much maintenance but I would do it here and there..then a few years ago I totally quit and said fuck that. She has to be happy with my hair or she can fuck right the hell off.
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Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.
Jul-01-2008 17:28
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
lol
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man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Jul-01-2008 17:29
denys envy
no scratch, no snatch...
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: falLAcy, CA
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Originally posted by gehzumteufel
This is exactly how I am now. When I had just gotten out of HS, for a while I was shaving my chest hair. I quit cause it was too much maintenance but I would do it here and there..then a few years ago I totally quit and said fuck that. She has to be happy with my hair or she can fuck right the hell off.
precisely...
Jul-01-2008 17:33
Bulgatti
Suspended User
Registered: Mar 2008
Location: Fix My Sink
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Originally posted by gehzumteufel
This is exactly how I am now. When I had just gotten out of HS, for a while I was shaving my chest hair. I quit cause it was too much maintenance but I would do it here and there..then a few years ago I totally quit and said fuck that. She has to be happy with my hair or she can fuck right the hell off.
Awesome! So I take it this is no double standard?
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Jul-01-2008 17:37
tubularbills
Max Power!
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Middle of fucking nowhere
i don't bother with shaving. just trimming. bodygroom ftw
Jul-01-2008 17:39
denys envy
no scratch, no snatch...
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: falLAcy, CA
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Originally posted by Bulgatti
Awesome! So I take it this is no double standard?
Well it's a manner of personal preference. I like my women shaved. If she's not, I am not interested. If she likes her men shaved too, then it's her choice whether she chooses to fuck with me or not.
However if she would like to be with me, then she must accept it.
Jul-01-2008 17:53
Ania_xox
let me drive
Registered: Apr 2007
Location: on the midnight street
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Originally posted by Ygrene
Lol I actually have a Black & Decker trimmer that is almost identical to that!
HAHA! I sell about 20 of those every day
Last week this arabic guy came in (I work in tools/hardware dept. at the mall) and said
"Hi - I am looking for electric trimmer. You help?"
So I took him over to our outdoor seasonal appliances and start telling him the benefits of a cordless model as opposed to the 15 amp electric hedgehog lalalalala and he looks at me all bewildered and points to his beard and says
"I need electric trimmer for dee FACE"
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oh well, different strokes different vaginas
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Jul-01-2008 17:57
gehzumteufel
In your ass
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: so cal
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Originally posted by Bulgatti
Awesome! So I take it this is no double standard?
eww fuck that. No hairy females please. I don't care if it is a double standard.
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Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh
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Originally posted by bas
Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.
Jul-01-2008 18:00
Lira
Ancient BassAddict
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasilia, Brazil
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Originally posted by Slylee
i know right...what is up with that?
it's fucking hair. you are meant to have it. it captures your smell and it's manly and sexy. just go with it. if some flakey little closet lesbo bitch wants you to have a smoother body than her in bed, then there's a problem.
Yeah. And I'd say it's the same the other way around, also, when guys want girls to completely shave whatever hair they have left.
"All my eye and Betty Martin, she's got hair down there, all that pubic nastiness has rendered her vagina unlickable!!! What am I to do now?"
Really, I'm a quite tolerant person, but this is so absurd that it leaves me wondering... are you really ready to have sex if you're so easily bothered by such an insignificant amount of hair?
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Originally posted by Ygrene
Hmm.....
*corners market*
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Jul-01-2008 18:01
Ania_xox
let me drive
Registered: Apr 2007
Location: on the midnight street
I've said it once and I'll say it again:
Hairy guys are hot.
Not orangutang I-can't-tell-what-colour-your-skin-is hairy... but a nice broad hairy chest .... mmmmmmmmm
About the southern regions - whatever, as long as it's somewhat maintained and neat and FUCKING IMMACULATELY clean.
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oh well, different strokes different vaginas