Wal-Mart: The worlds largest homeless shelter.

Wal-Mart. Always for the homeless, always.

Oh and I have had a few shitty jobs. 2 of them at warehouses, one at target, one at a movie theater, and one at a fucking costume jewelry company (Cookie Lee) folding paper all fucking day.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel ... folding paper all fucking day.

Oh shit, you reminded me of another shitty job I had!!! Yai! I was loading junk mail into envelopes before the process became fully automated. Lasted about 2 days, the dullness of the job was a lot more painful than papercuts all over my fingers. I just wanted to bleed into someone's envelope to freak them the fuck out when they got it... but back then I was not yet involved in "Project Mayhem".

I also did dishes at Japanese restaurant. Fucking cheap bastard didn't pay me for all the hours I worked because I forgot to clock in. (Basically stole lousy $10 from me - which was 2 hours of work). So... I stole a bottle of (ghast! me and my fucking knowledge of booze at 18): Baileys Irish Cream. I didn't open the bottle till I got home... and what a fucking let down - looked and tasted like leperchaun cum. Meanwhile, a 1.75L bottle of Grey Goose was left untouched on the shelf. I would have stolen that too but I decided it was not worth it going back to work for another day.

Fucker called me like 1 hour after my shift was supposed to start - it was a busy Friday night. He's like screaming in his broken eengrish: "Wea a yiuuuu? Yiuu need be hea at faiv aklok! Juan (other kid who did dishes) alwedee leev! Yiuu no hea!" - so I reminded him how he didn't pay me the night before for 2 hours I worked. He's like - come back, I'll give you your $10 and a bonus. I told him to make an oregami creature out of the money and shove it up his ass.

I was such a bad-ass garrrrr!

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

I used to work for a small book distributor (www.lb.ca) and i had a good position, lots of things to do and responsibility, but i got paid $11

then when it came to my big raise that they were hyping up for the whole year, i got... $11.25

plus there was a lot of bullshit to do there with mandatory over time and doing jobs that weren't mine, but w/e.

i quit and have a good job with a decent wage.

Drive-Thru at Wendy's. On a positive note, I still eat there!

working technology sales at office depot (not there anymore)
every day was a whirlwind of anger and wanting to knock the shit out of idiot customers.

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I used to do pizza delivery, when I moved back to Florida - NEVER AGAIN!!!

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Originally posted by EXTREMUM I used to do pizza delivery, when I moved back to Florida - NEVER AGAIN!!!

why? i always thought that would be cool. just driving around listening to music and delivering pizza. lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Not really the worst job ever, but AIG as a "financial analyst". I wrote that in quotes because it was advanced data entry in Excel. Thank god I'm getting the fuck out of there in 2 weeks to work for Moody's in NYC AIG is probably one of the worst mismanaged corporations ever (see: AIG stock price getting fucked in the ass by a full-sized arabian stallion).. it really is a fucking joke in my building.

My actual real worst job was retail @ Best Buy. They stuck me in the god damn printer aisle so I had to deal with people who couldn't figure out which ink cartridge they needed for their printer at home. Then to top it off, after Black Friday (or is it thursday? i dont care), my hours were magically cut every week by at least 50%. And during these new shit hours, they sent me to work in the back warehouse area to take new merchandise off the truck. A few weeks later I told my manager that I needed a week off for spring break. He said that it was cool and to come back after vacation to set up my hours for the following week. Never came back, fuck that place!

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Originally posted by Slylee why? i always thought that would be cool. just driving around listening to music and delivering pizza. lol

It's not cool racking up the miles on a financed German car.

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Originally posted by EXTREMUM It's not cool racking up the miles on a financed German car.

oh yea true

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by EXTREMUM I used to do pizza delivery, when I moved back to Florida - NEVER AGAIN!!!

I saw some dude the other day delivering pizzas for Pizza Hut. He was like 45 years old and he looked so depressed when he took the triangle sign out of his back seat and attached it to the roof of his car. I could only wonder what could have possibly gone so wrong in his life to be doing that at his age.

KFC. Surrounded by disgusting food, serving predominantly bogans and asshole soccer mums, managers were the typical 'going nowhere so take it out on the people who worked there,' co-workers were either more of the same or emotionally unstable teenage girls. Eventually quit because I was on the verge of either walking out on the spot or snapping and getting into a serious argument with a customer.

Now I'm doing commissioned door to door charity work. Don't mind the work as long as it's not raining, money has the potential to be good - very good if you can sign enough people up, and the whole atmosphere in the workplace is so much better. Wouldn't want to be doing it 10 years from now, but as a 'can't decide what I want to study at uni or do for a career' job, it shits over hospitality.