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Originally posted by StellarDe Farting in the bath when you were young was also pretty funny. Little toy ducky had no chance, the poor thing.

younasty.

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

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Originally posted by StellarDe Farting in the bath when you were young was also pretty funny. Little toy ducky had no chance, the poor thing.

yeah, im also the person who swims up behind his brother in the sea & jumps on his back and yells shark. People still fall for that one

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Originally posted by Ian yeah, im also the person who swims up behind his brother in the sea & jumps on his back and yells shark. People still fall for that one

I'd punch you in the nuts if you did that to me. I'm terrified of sharks lol.

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

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Originally posted by Rose I'd punch you in the nuts if you did that to me. I'm terrified of sharks lol.

the ones in the med are usually only plankton eating ones anyway. don't get much great white or hammerhead there. I would swim with sharks though, esp off south africa. it looks awesome.

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Originally posted by Ian the ones in the med are usually only plankton eating ones anyway. don't get much great white or hammerhead there. I would swim with sharks though, esp off south africa. it looks awesome.

Awesome? They'd tear you apart in a second lol. I mean I guess I'm just scared because Florida always has shark attacks.

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

why to fart and waste it when you can smell and taste it

i'm guilty of rippin farts on the dancefloor.

I'm all four rippin farts by a group of girls on the dancefloor and then taking off w/o em seeing me. They all look around and blame each other

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Originally posted by Scoops i'm guilty of rippin farts on the dancefloor. I'm all four rippin farts by a group of girls on the dancefloor and then taking off w/o em seeing me. They all look around and blame each other

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Originally posted by Rose Awesome? They'd tear you apart in a second lol. I mean I guess I'm just scared because Florida always has shark attacks.

lol wuss

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by Scoops i'm guilty of rippin farts on the dancefloor. I'm all four rippin farts by a group of girls on the dancefloor and then taking off w/o em seeing me. They all look around and blame each other

You've got that technique down good .

Doing it next to a group of fat women is even more effective though. You let one out, take off and all you hear in the distance is, "Ewww!", followed by "It's what's on the inside that counts girl".

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Originally posted by StellarDe You've got that technique down good . Doing it next to a group of fat women is even more effective though. You let one out, take off and all you hear in the distance is, "Ewww!", followed by "It's what's on the inside that counts girl".

LMFAO!!!!