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Originally posted by elFreak sig worthy

lol it does!!

it's like dry friction all up in there. i'm outta commission for like a week after that shit. no more.

nevermind i'm saying neither

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel So now that you have a house of your own, I can come live in the closet and come out when you are gone right?

i don't think it's necessary to move into someone elses house in order to come out of the closet.

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wow i'm such a dumbass...i barely read the options in the poll lol

"neither. washes away the goodness" ALLL the way.

i like all that sticky sweaty shit in the sheets.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel So now that you have a house of your own, I can come live in the closet and come out when you are gone right?

some conditions may apply see store for details.

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Originally posted by nefardec yeah im 6'5"

Jesus

I'm with the tall guys, shower sex is far too difficult. Unless you have one of those old people shower stools to prop her up on, but then if she slips and breaks her hip you're in a whole other world of trouble.

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Shower doesn't work for me. I'm short, he's tall. Spa works only if your like half in half out...may be leaning over the side or something.

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or you pick her up and fuck her standing while leaning her on the wall for support.

tall niggas adapt.

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Originally posted by lücid i don't think it's necessary to move into someone elses house in order to come out of the closet.

I am not gay! You are mistaking me for Bas!

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Originally posted by Slylee wow i'm such a dumbass...i barely read the options in the poll lol "neither. washes away the goodness" ALLL the way. i like all that sticky sweaty shit in the sheets.

lol this is the shit I am glad we have you back in the c0r for.

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Originally posted by UmmiE some conditions may apply see store for details.

So since you work at the store, what are the details?

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Originally posted by bas Jesus I'm with the tall guys, shower sex is far too difficult. Unless you have one of those old people shower stools to prop her up on, but then if she slips and breaks her hip you're in a whole other world of trouble.

lol yeah.

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by elFreak or you pick her up and fuck her standing while leaning her on the wall for support. tall niggas adapt.

If the wall is wet and made of tile it's pretty slippery.

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Originally posted by elFreak or you pick her up and fuck her standing while leaning her on the wall for support. tall niggas adapt.

I tried that, but the shower walls get slippery. We were slowly sliding down the whole time, then I pulled a hammy

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Originally posted by euphoria wet it's pretty slippery.

That's what she said.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

I went for neither, down to the two reasons already stated. one im 6'5 so the shower is very tricky and two it washes away any natural lube. It's interesting to try everyone once in a while but id still rather do it in somewhere more comfortable

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