congratulations craig & wifey

i think moral pocket dialed me at the hospital. i answered and was like, "DUDE!" and all i heard was breathing and commotion lol

i was like, "um hello?" then i realized it was a pocket dial and hung up.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee i think moral pocket dialed me at the hospital. i answered and was like, "DUDE!" and all i heard was breathing and commotion lol i was like, "um hello?" then i realized it was a pocket dial and hung up.

lol nice.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

Guys please post pics already I love white babies so adorable.

I don't have any pics yet....I will let Craig have the honour of posting pics

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Scott has been introduced to the rave scene, and Ecstasy, by Craig. The two of them go out on the weekends, with some of Craigs friends, and stay up all night, dancing in a drug-fueled trance.

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It's all about the happy daddy pic. You know, the one where he's holding his new baby and you can tell he's been crying cause he's so proud and joy filled? Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

I thought he was a robot. Robots don't cry.

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Originally posted by jennypie It's all about the happy daddy pic. You know, the one where he's holding his new baby and you can tell he's been crying cause he's so proud and joy filled? Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

craig had his tear ducts surgically removed when he was 18....he is unable to cry.

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Scott has been introduced to the rave scene, and Ecstasy, by Craig. The two of them go out on the weekends, with some of Craigs friends, and stay up all night, dancing in a drug-fueled trance.

Last edited by Moral Hazard on Apr-26-2011 at 07:48

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Originally posted by ChemEnhanced craig had his tear ducts surgically removed when he was 18....he is unable to cry.

I am sure Mrs. Anderson was able to make him cry anyways. Grabbing his balls for thinking will do that to a man.


lol

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

Ooooooooooooooooooooh yay!

Massive congrats Mr Hazard (and Mrs Hazard of course!), what a fabulous father I am sure you will make. Big love!

congrats Craig!

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