Originally posted by Slylee
i was the PERFECT drunk on friday night omg. so many funny ass memories w/ my coworkers after happyhour.
i had all the chicks in the bathroom at this bar calling themselves skanks cuz i walked in the bathroom looking for my friend and i was like, "are u in here skank!?" and a few chicks were like "haha yea" and i was like
then they came out of the stalls laughing and i started assigning them all skank numbers. i was like, "ur skank number 2 and ur skank number 3"
then it got really crowded in there so my friend and i stepped outside the bathroom to wait for our other friend and as all the random girls came out of the bathroom they were high fiving me saying, "HAHA number 2!" *next chick comes out* "HAHAH SKANK NUMBER $5 WOOHOO!"
my friend and i were astonished at what i had started. it was like a scene from a comedy movie.
then on the way home my girls had to stop at mcdonalds and one of them was being a diva and asking for all kinds of extra shit and different sauces and i was like, "FOR FUCK SAKE THIS IS MCDONALDS" then i started mocking her and asking the worker at the window "HI! do u have any fresh cracked pepper for my french fries? what about some parmesan and oregano"
everyone in mcdonalds could hear us in the drive through and they were laughing at us.
Thats funny, I got pretty buzzed detoxing by the rooftop pool @ Standard yesterday with a bunch of friends and I was pretty on fire comedy wise as well.
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Originally posted by ********
Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.
Aug-13-2008 05:01
Domesticated
Supreme tranceaddict
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Originally posted by Clovis
Thats funny, I got pretty buzzed detoxing by the rooftop pool @ Standard yesterday with a bunch of friends and I was pretty on fire comedy wise as well.
No, that's the irritating thing about being that kind of drunk, you just think you're being funny, though the sober people around you know better.
Aug-13-2008 05:14
Clovis
techno jungle shit
Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Los Angeles
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Originally posted by Beat Blog
No, that's the irritating thing about being that kind of drunk, you just think you're being funny, though the sober people around you know better.
Uh, no, I was making people laugh hard.
The problem is when you get too drunk and begin to forget that people aren't laughing at you.
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Originally posted by ********
Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.
Aug-13-2008 05:34
hiram
vrooom!
Registered: May 2005
Location: Miami, United States
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Originally posted by RJT
Sunglasses are an absolute must.
you know it
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Aug-13-2008 06:14
RJT
last minute disco
Registered: Oct 2004
Location:
Also, don't eat acid. Dilated pupils will end your day quickly.
Originally posted by RJT
Not if you know how to handle them. If anything they make you feel like you look creepy.
Hallucinogens are funny.
I find with shrooms that I'm far more comfortable in my body, but they turn me into a literal animal.
Usually I'm quite hygienic but shrooms seem to strip away my human conditioned impulses and make me quite happy to get dirt and mud all over myself.
Also on shrooms I would feel totally comfortable being completely naked in a huge crowd of people, though I'd never do it.
edit: Thinking about it more, I suppose I could say that while alcohol reduces your inhbitions by making you not know any better, I've found shrooms reduce inhibitions by making you so comfortable with yourself and your surroundings that you don't care about what people will think or what the repercussions will be.
That's just my experienc though; some people who aren't comfortable in their own headspace get paranoid and freaked out at the slightest thing, even on non-hallucinogenic drugs.
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Aug-13-2008 06:55
Krypton
83.798 g/6.022x10^23
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Texas
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Originally posted by Slylee
yea me too. i can't believe i used to take 8balls into clubs and do lines/bumps in the bathrooms and walk around all jacked. lol i guess when you first get in the scene and you are still young, you just don't give a fuck.
although the last time i rolled, i went to the beach at like 2 pm on a saturday and i was rolling balls and it was a lot of fun. ran into all these ppl i knew and there was great music at this beach bar and i did shots of patron and it was just overall a really cool time. i actually think the next time i roll, it will be during the day again like that.
drop a pill and hit the beach or go jet skiing or some shit lol
Music + beans = I dance
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Aug-13-2008 07:10
XaNaX
I <3 global warming
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: 1000 Miles too far North
Re: given the choice would you rather...(drug related)
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Originally posted by hiram
trip on shrooms or acid in Magic Kingdom (Disney World for the burnouts..)
discuss!
acid
I ate acid at the Magic Kingdom and it was probably the best LSD experience of my life.
Pro tips:
1. wear sunglasses
2. have a "sober" monitor. one person in our group was only doing coke so she could keep us from doing anything stupid enough to get kicked out or arrested
3. don't do this unless you have a bunch of trips under your belt. if you are taking any kind of decent dosage things will get real interesting since the rides there are heavily themed right down to the people running the rides.
4. you know you have taken enough acid when the raindrops from the Florida afternoon rainshower are moving around on the ground like a swarm of insects
5. ride Space Mountain at the peak of your trip. I could hardly walk when I got off the ride
6. have benzos in case things go badly. give them to your sober monitor to dose you if needed. I was so fucked that I had no concept of benzos or that they would help me if my trip went bad even though I had them with me.
All the kids around weren't really a problem but then I took an irresponsible dose and was so completely fucked I was focused on sorting out all the crazyness in my head. I didn't have the time to dwell on the fact that I was tripping around a bunch of young kids.
