"you can put whipcream on a shit sandwich, but it's still gonna taste like shit" - my friend Jeff lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.

oh and i should also add how it was used. we were talking about a friend of mine whom he found to be average looking, but i gave her more credit because she was smart and funny and in school, etc... and i was like, "what! she's cute! she's smart and funny and bla bla bla" to which he replied, "well hey...u can put whip cream on a shit sandwich...it's still gonna taste like shit".


oh and lol sarah what's that from?

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Talladega Nights

im quoting a friend of mine here, "oh, she's gonna make alot of money. she's graduating from dartmouth"

The ending of Zeitgeist! Once the song kicks in I die! Most amazing thing in the world.

If you were my husband , i would flavour your coffee with poison!

If i was your husband , i would drink it!


(winston churchill)

geddown bitch!

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Originally posted by adi_hanson If you were my husband , i would flavour your coffee with poison! If i was your husband , i would drink it! (winston churchill) geddown bitch!

'tis gonna sound lame but if I get into hell, when I die.

I'd love to sit down and have a cigar with mr.churchill

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Originally posted by squirrelly Talladega Nights

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

the problem for me is that I also have alot of affection for the iron fist, but that would drag me through the never ending echeleons of the inferno...

That, or god made a pretty smart deal by trading thatcher for churchill. Wise move.

"Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?"
Bob Saget playing the coke addict

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