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Originally posted by squirrelly Good God I am an idiot. I went to starbucks with my friend, sat there for two hours talking... and then when we got ready to leave, I went to my car and realized I had left my keys, IN MY CAR, WITH THE CAR RUNNING.

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Oh man, that truly sucks, but fuck that's so hilarious. Ya big dummy!

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Originally posted by squirrelly Good God I am an idiot. I went to starbucks with my friend, sat there for two hours talking... and then when we got ready to leave, I went to my car and realized I had left my keys, IN MY CAR, WITH THE CAR RUNNING. And I have two spares, one I gave to my mom, one I carry in my purse, but of course yesterday I threw my purse in my car, my key flew out, and I decided I'd find it later. My friend (nicely) drove to my moms work in traffic and got my key (which took two hours). I'm all buzzed on coffee and stressed and pissed at myself. FOUR HOURS OF GAS WASTED.

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no seriously that sucks big asshole and you're a silly willy

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

i seriously don't understand how people can lock their keys in their car. or run out of gas. or do any other number of insanely absentminded things. maybe i'm just overly cautious.

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Originally posted by lücid i seriously don't understand how people can lock their keys in their car. or run out of gas. or do any other number of insanely absentminded things. maybe i'm just overly cautious.

One time i drove to a basketball game and had a couple of teammates with me. I lived in el salvador so it is hot as hell, so i decided i was going to go out and get the ball from the trunk and get back in.

The other teammates arrived in the other car so i just locked my door and closed it, then opened the trunk and closed it and everyone got out of my car.

then i noticed i left it on and locked. I called my mum and asked her to come open it, and that i had to leave because i had a game.

she was pissed, but luckly nobody stole it

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

why are women allowed behind the wheel?

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Originally posted by kamil why are women allowed behind the wheel?

Comedy?

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by kamil why are women allowed behind the wheel?

Population control?

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Originally posted by Gauss Do you do a lot of drugs?

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Originally posted by CONNERMAN2000 Seriously, how do you do that. How.

It's Barbina.

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Originally posted by lücid i seriously don't understand how people can lock their keys in their car. or run out of gas. or do any other number of insanely absentminded things. maybe i'm just overly cautious.

In the 6 years I have been driving and had a cell phone I have lost my phone once, and locked my keys in the car once.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel In the 6 years I have been driving and had a cell phone I have lost my phone once, and locked my keys in the car once.

i've been driving for 8 years and never once locked my keys in my car, never lost my keys, and never ran out of gas.

i left my cell phone on the bar at a club on my 20th birthday because i did so many shots that i blacked out, but i was able to go back and get it the next day... so i don't know if that counts as "losing" it.

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Originally posted by lücid i've been driving for 8 years and never once locked my keys in my car, never lost my keys, and never ran out of gas. i left my cell phone on the bar at a club on my 20th birthday because i did so many shots that i blacked out, but i was able to go back and get it the next day... so i don't know if that counts as "losing" it.

Yeah I haven't done it since. I always check to make sure I have the stuff on me. The time I lost my phone was when I was in Toronto. I was going to Jennie's and left it in the cab when we got out. I took it out to get to my cash to pay the cab driver.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.