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SMaShtectomy:
(n) The surgical procedure for removing the mobile phone from the innermost depths of one's nostril after attempting to send a text message in high-speed traffic and subsequently rear-ending a school bus.
Cornography:
(n) Sexually explicit material (typically a movie) that is so contrived, poorly written, badly acted, offensive, impossible, or downright silly, that the ensuing laughter overwhelms any sense of arousal.
(ex. the Paris Hilton sex tape, or anything out of Japan)
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My party schedule:
2009-02-21 - DJ Attention @ I'm So Popular
2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
9999-45-81 - Tweaker Gimp ☼ I Probably Won't Even Go To This But I Have To Make Sure I Fill Up All The Available Space Here
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