Fist fight? I'd go with "marriage counseling session," then.

If she's got two black eyes, you've already told her twice, amirite?

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Originally posted by diggerz right, mario you're a stand-up citizen.

Far from it.. but i dont hang out with violent people who fight. We get drunk all the time with my group of friends and never has anybody been close to getting into a fight

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by Zoso Fist fight? I'd go with "marriage counseling session," then. If she's got two black eyes, you've already told her twice, amirite?

that's the type of answer I was looking for ...

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Originally posted by nchs09 Far from it.. but i dont hang out with violent people who fight. We get drunk all the time with my group of friends and never has anybody been close to getting into a fight

yeah, well i have to be honest. if im really drunk i can be driven into a fight; i do know people who everytime they get drunk, they look for any excuse they can get to start a fight, this does not mean they are of less-value than those who drink and don't fight. it just means that there are people who can control their impulses under the influence of alcohol better than others.

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Originally posted by diggerz yeah, well i have to be honest. if im really drunk i can be driven into a fight; i do know people who everytime they get drunk, they look for any excuse they can get to start a fight, this does not mean they are of less-value than those who drink and don't fight. it just means that there are people who can control their impulses under the influence of alcohol better than others.

Ya;.. id say im better than you because i dont fight. And also becuase of my enormous penis.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

Mariooooo!!! nice comeback.

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Originally posted by diggerz Mariooooo!!! nice penis.

I thought so...


*edit* nice ninja edit, you changed penis to comeback. GG

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

yeah, nice penis by the way

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Originally posted by diggerz yeah, well i have to be honest. if im really drunk i can be driven into a fight; i do know people who everytime they get drunk, they look for any excuse they can get to start a fight, this does not mean they are of less-value than those who drink and don't fight. it just means that there are people who can control their impulses under the influence of alcohol better than others.

agreed. i know some great people that get a bit of drink in them and just completely 180.

a friend of mine can't have whiskey. we learned real quick when we give him whiskey there'll be a bar stool flying about in a split second. i dunno what it is, could the scottish genes.

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Originally posted by diggerz a wedding, you just don't fight at any wedding, unless it's your wedding and her ex-fiance showed up uninvited. in my opinion.

that happened at my cousins wedding. But the wedding was in Wisconsin where his to-be wife was from. So that kinda explains it.

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i can't have too much whiskey...

i can't have too many tequila shots

if i do i start loosing things,

a mess.

moderation is key

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Originally posted by Scoops on a message board

lol.