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If you win, get in the balloon and once they start playing, "Look guys, I'm going to level with you. I can't really stand your music, I'm just here for the swag and the free balloon ride. Let's just enjoy the scenery. By the way, how much store credit can I get for that pacemaker?"
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If you can't be good, be careful.
"Hey look, I can make a heart-shape with my hands!!!" So Fucking what? Stop it. You're a douche.
When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in the eyes of your enemies.
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