Everytime she goes on a smoke break, make a long distance call to another country on her phone, throw some of her work away so it can't get done, put a bottle of alcohol and some drugs in her desk, spike her coffee with drugs and then narc her out.

Bahaha, I love and hate my work at the same time. Mind you, if these morons didn't work there, I'd have nothing to make fun of. I love weekends because everyone is gone and I'm in charge...and me and the kitchen staff get along really well. So we sit out back on break and bitch together, heh.

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Originally posted by spanglo Everytime she goes on a smoke break, make a long distance call to another country on her phone, throw some of her work away so it can't get done, put a bottle of alcohol and some drugs in her desk, spike her coffee with drugs and then narc her out.

lol I don't work there anymore, but I wish this was possible.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

Oh yeah, and the bitch housekeeper tried to rat on me for something I didn't do. She told the owner that she came in every morning when I was on nights and found me passed out. Which is TOTAL bullshit. I start the med pass every morning at 5:45, and she doesn't get there till well after 6!

My boss laughed when she found out and spoke to the owner on my behalf, making the housekeeper look like a spiteful old bitch. Everyone knows what a dumb cunt she is...and I've done so much for that place, all the higher ups love me.

Get the housekeeper fired. I'm sure you could create more messes then she has the time to clean up. Or slap her with sexual harassment charges.

Nah they'll never fire her. Plus I don't give a shit, and it fills me with glee to know that she's such a miserable bitch. It only makes me (and everyone else who does their job) look like an even better worker.

She'll get hers after our audit next week, lol.

They would fire her for stealing... put some patient's belongings on her cart, and then report that you noticed stuff missing when you were doing rounds and that you suspect it was the cleaning lady. Who is the more credible person?

LoL ffs I would never stoop that low...and it's really not that big of a deal, lol. She's just a stupid bitch is all, and I know how to deal with people like her. I didn't get into human science for nothing!

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Originally posted by jennypie I didn't get into cock science for nothing!

Fixed for accuracy!

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by jennypie She's just a stupid bitch is all, and I know how to deal with people like her.

Takes one to know one.

LoL, right.

Great ideas on this thread, lol

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