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Originally posted by Domesticated I'm not sure how/if they did it unnoticed, or how they wiped.

standing up. clearly

I know Ive mentioned this in another thread before... but Guv nightclub, labour of love 2007, and 2006 now I think about it. It sucks because it feels like everything is shaking around you cos of the speakers, and you do not want to touch anything for support. pure nasty.

I love club dumps. Fuck yeah, vagal stimulation.

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Originally posted by noikeee Now imagine having a psychological "peeing problem" where you have trouble peeing with people next to you, or with people waiting by the stall, or even just because of loud music. You fail to take a leak, get out of the stall, and then on the trip back home have all your friends making fun of you for being the guy "that always takes a shit at clubs", while having a massive fucking bladder pain. Yes, I'm speaking from personal experience. I'd trade this for an actual pooping spree any day.

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Originally posted by The17sss +1 on your +1 I HATE shitting in public. I can't do it if there's someone else in the bathroom. I used to have my favorite secretive toilet in the library at FSU... 3rd floor tucked away in a corner that nobody ever went to. One day, I had the shit to end all shits brewing while I was in there plagiarizing a paper, and made my move to the bathroom. It was perfect... total silence, pristine stall... then bam! Some f*cker came in and sat in the stall next to me. He seemed to be in the same predicament as me. You could hear a fucking pin drop in there.... neither of us made a sound or moved an inch, and seemed determined to wait the other person out. I fucking sat there for 15 minutes before he finally got up and left without shitting. I then proceeded to take the most glorious shit ever. Victory was mine!

I've had both these experiences.

lol. I don't really give a fuk.

I shit wherever and I don't care! Mostly because I do coke and I call that gym in a bag. Anything you eat before - comes right out

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL lol. I don't really give a fuk. I shit wherever and I don't care! Mostly because I do coke and I call that gym in a bag. Anything you eat before - comes right out \o/

I never have this problem...maybe cause the shit I do isn't laced with baby laxatives?

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel I never have this problem...maybe cause the shit I do isn't laced with baby laxatives?

Or semen.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by nchs09 Or semen.

LOL

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

this is turning me on

Yeah, I usually have to take a 'come up dump.' I think MDMA and meth stimulates my metabolism or something.

Worst thing ever was having to take a dump during my first acid trip at maybe 4am. You can imagine what state the toilets were in by then. Luckily I found a stall that wasn't completely toxic and made do, but acid made the whole thing quite a task.

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Originally posted by Taranis Worst thing ever was having to take a dump during my first acid trip at maybe 4am. You can imagine what state the toilets were in by then. Luckily I found a stall that wasn't completely toxic and made do, but acid made the whole thing quite a task.

THe time I took took much acid, tried taking a piss, and the entire bathroom became animated, with all the patterns in the floor, and walls animating into Egyptian hieroglyphic graffiti, and even though it was quiet, I heard clocks ticking, bells dinging, clicks, cartoon noises, all going off at the same time. The most intense piss of my life...

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