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| quote: | Originally posted by josh rising
i'm from florida. and i'm not thick, i'm only 120 pounds... |
Josh you are definitely an exception to the rule. But you KNOW that Florida is FULL of fucking retards and fat-asses. Here's my interaction with a Floridian.
*at the hotel computers*
Middle-aged lady to me: "How do you get on the internet?"
Me: "click on the icon."
Lady: "what icon?"
Me: "umm...the only one that's there."
(Lady clicks on it. Window pops up. She closes it.)
Lady: "where is this icon?"
Me: "What?? You just clicked it. Why did you close the window?"
Lady: "I can't find the internet."
Me: "That WAS the internet! wow...click on the icon again."
Lady: "Don't make fun. I'm new to this."
Me: "New? Where are you from?"
Lady: "Florida" (clicks on icon again)
Me: (laughs out loud) "There. That's the internet"
Lady: "But where is AOL?"
Me: "See that space up on top. Type in the aol.com there."
I can understand if she was over 70. But she looked no older than 45. I didn't feel bad at all either laughing at her in front of her face. One fucking icon on the whole fucking computer and she didn't get it. Either she didn't advance past the age of 4, or she was stuck in the year 1988. Either way, typical Floridian.
Anyway back to subject, I pride myself in being a deviant in the American way of thinking, especially here on the West Coast where social retardation and being chill (i.e. lazy as fuck) is the norm. I think companies in America, which focus on convincing people they need some stupid products at the cheapest way possible, rather than focusing on what is actually psychologically and physically best for people, is fucking up America a lot. My philosophical standpoints are: do what's best for your psychological and physical well-being even at a higher cost, and learn for the sake of knowledge, not just for the sake of it's applicability.
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Last edited by Jake Benson on Oct-29-2008 at 22:53
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