Registered: Jun 2004
Location: San Antonio, US : TXTA #156
quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
hi there, you look like a slut. i like sluts. wanna go out some time?
Replace slut with beautiful woman (still say it in your head of course) and it will work like a charm.
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I've never been able to eat a whole baby.
Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.
Originally posted by Zild
Replace slut with beautiful woman (still say it in your head of course) and it will work like a charm.
but she said she wanted an HONEST approach :/
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Dec-03-2008 23:26
trunks1022
supreme vicodin addict
Registered: Jul 2003
Location: forest hills TA #?
Re: FAO: Chicks in Aisle 3 [next to the salad dressing and the mayo]
quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
fellas: would you go up to her and be like, "check out my cucumber?"
this reminds me of the scene in animal house where otter picks up mrs. wormer in the supermarket with the cucumber line.
Dec-03-2008 23:27
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
hi there, you look like a slut. i like sluts. wanna go out some time?
You know, that could actually work.
Dec-03-2008 23:28
Zild
Ten City
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: San Antonio, US : TXTA #156
Ok let's go with half honest instead of total bullshit like hey i'm looking for a spaghetti squash.
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I've never been able to eat a whole baby.
Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: San Antonio, US : TXTA #156
quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
You know, that could actually work.
Works a whole lot better than asking for hot chocolate for a nephew.
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I've never been able to eat a whole baby.
Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.
Or how about, "Hey baby, my mom still packs my lunch...I just come to the grocery store to grope the produce and pick up chicks. Wanna go out sometime?"
Dec-03-2008 23:29
Zild
Ten City
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: San Antonio, US : TXTA #156
The half honest 'you are cute i'd like to call you' is much better than total honesty now that I think about it.
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I've never been able to eat a whole baby.
Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.
i wish my mum still packed my lunch. i starved all thru highschool coz i was too lazy to do it myself.
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Dec-03-2008 23:32
Zild
Ten City
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: San Antonio, US : TXTA #156
I saw your gigantic ass from over there in produce so my place or yours? I have fresh sheets!
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I've never been able to eat a whole baby.
Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.
