Nah, you just walk up to a girl, be like "will you have sex with me?" and if you don't get your ass kicked, you can assume she likes you. Set up a date and time. Enjoy yourself. I sure hope you're not taking this seriously.

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Originally posted by cHiLD Nah, you just walk up to a girl, be like "will you have sex with me?" and if you don't get your ass kicked, you can assume she likes you. Set up a date and time. Enjoy yourself. I sure hope you're not taking this seriously.

The ass kicking part im not taking seriously, but there are some good tips on this thread. Half of the posts here are sarcastic, but some are really good.

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Originally posted by inatrance if you are calling me a child, and saying welcome to TA, your are ridiculously ignorant... do you think I don't know how people act on TA.. and no I dont drink and no.. I am not a crabby asshole.. what you've posted is out of line.. have you ever known anyone whos been raped? thats what I thought.. otherwise you wouldn't be joking about it inatrance

He was talking about the new TA, her nick is cHiLD .

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Originally posted by Orbax ...I get guys drunk too, but as more guys have been drunk girls are just more fun

Don't even go there .

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Originally posted by cHiLD Orbax - I'm 50/50 russian and german

Very interesting combination.

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Originally posted by cHiLD P.S. - I've never been able to get drunk yet, even tried smirnoff.

"tried" is a relative term, "try" a bit more, you'll get drunk, trust me

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Nate- I'm 17/f and am starting to get into a sexual relationship with my boy, so I kinda understand where you are. But I have to say, there are alot of fun and satisfying things you can do without actually having sex. Be creative.

I wasnt putting a double meaning into the :I get guys drunk too: statement. not sexual, just that I like EVERYONE to be drunk. I think alcohol is great, great, great. Which is why I brew beer

17 and getting sexual!? NAUGHTY NAUGHTY GIRL!!! kids grow up so fast these days when were we ever kids? ...I seem to forget these days, sigh

Hey,hey...
I'm still innocent!
well...mostly...

Ugh, it seems the more I type, the more I incriminate myself...

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Originally posted by Orbax I wasnt putting a double meaning into the :I get guys drunk too: statement. not sexual, just that I like EVERYONE to be drunk. I think alcohol is great, great, great. Which is why I brew beer 17 and getting sexual!? NAUGHTY NAUGHTY GIRL!!! kids grow up so fast these days when were we ever kids? ...I seem to forget these days, sigh

well...it used to be 12 or 13...bam, yer married....

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Originally posted by inatrance either you were doing it for attention or to be funny, both of which are lame

well i'm a very lame guy i'm sorry we couldn't be best of friends

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Originally posted by lMIlk well i'm a very lame guy i'm sorry we couldn't be best of friends

will you be my friend?

i have no friends, except for Mr. Bonzai Buddy.

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.

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Originally posted by davinox will you be my friend? i have no friends, except for Mr. Bonzai Buddy.

sure lets have an online slumber party. Tommorows a good day its friday

4 pages and still no answer to the million dollar question: HOW THE FUCK DOES ONE GET LAID