My maternal nursing text has a bunch of pics of approved sexual positions for during pregnancy. Lol.

i just don't know, i know i won't be able to poke it in the head...i just can't wrap my mind about telling a fat chick i love her and she is sexy as she farts inches away from my wang.

meg, need pointers big time on this.

no facebook wall either

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Originally posted by jennypie Goddamn...how long was the actual delivery though? Like from full dilation to birth? Was it vag birth? How many hours did you push for? This one woman I helped last week had her kid in 15-20 minutes from the time of her water breaking. She was a fucking champ. No perineal tearing either.

my contractions started on day one but i didn't start dialating until day 3 and that was about 6 in the morning and i had rowan at 5:45 at night.. it took about 45 min to push her out and it took them half an hour to sew me back together from perninal tearing, labia tearing.. you name it i had an epidural though, which was awesome until after labour when the freezing came out and they stuck a cathader up there with all my fresh stitches and it felt like my asshole was inside out..

jay it depends on the girl but the more awesome the girl the more crazy and flatulent i say. you also might want to practice your best 'getting off' face now, or only have sex in the dark. and wtf are you asking for assuming you are not planning on having sex with me.. did i miss something here?

baby time and i have no clue what to expect here. I am errr a little nervous.

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel my contractions started on day one but i didn't start dialating until day 3 and that was about 6 in the morning and i had rowan at 5:45 at night.. it took about 45 min to push her out and it took them half an hour to sew me back together from perninal tearing, labia tearing.. you name it i had an epidural though, which was awesome until after labour when the freezing came out and they stuck a cathader up there with all my fresh stitches and it felt like my asshole was inside out..

Shit. You know...I used to think "If/when I have a baby I hope it's breech so I can have a cesarean." But after seeing both kinds of deliveries, and even knowing what it does to the vagina...I think I'd rather have vag delivery.

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel jay it depends on the girl but the more awesome the girl the more crazy and flatulent i say. you also might want to practice your best 'getting off' face now, or only have sex in the dark. and wtf are you asking for assuming you are not planning on having sex with me.. did i miss something here?

he's pregnant too.

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Originally posted by elFreak baby time and i have no clue what to expect here. I am errr a little nervous.

There's no reason why you shouldn't be going to the OBGYN with your woman and asking lots of questions/getting yourself informed. Or call up telehealth (do they have that in Quebec?), they have nurses and nurse practitioners available to answer all kinds of health/medical questions and concerns.

yeah, i am not so much worried about the medical side, only the crazy hormonal woman side. I am going to do all the doctors appointments, courses and so on. Some things the doctor can't teach.

its early in, so i just want an idea from someone with a little experience before the storm hits.

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lol jay i'll fill you in later.. you'll be fine. i have to run..

no wall, have not told my family yet.

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Originally posted by elFreak no wall, have not told my family yet.

you're going to be a dad? how you feelin about it? nervous? fired up? questioning things?