Letterman's Top Ten Messages Left on Alex Rodriguez's Answering Machine last night...


10. "Hey, it's Mark McGwire. Want to get together this week and not talk about the past?"

9. "Joe Torre here--thanks for helping book sales"

8. "Could you find a steroid that keeps you from choking in the playoffs?"

7. "Are you worried this will taint all the championships you didn't win?"

6. "It's Bernie Madoff. Nice try but I'm still the most hated man in New York"

5. "Michael Phelps here. Got any snacks?"

4. "This is Sammy Sosa. Just pretend you don't speak English"

3. "Michael Phelps again. Did I call you or did you call me?"

2. "Hey, it's Rod Blagojevich--I'll say you're innocent, if you say I am"

1. "It's Madonna. You got a phone number for Jeter?"

letterman is the un-funniest fuck alive.

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Originally posted by Domesticated Nchs is a good pitcher! Who wants to play batter? Jake Benson? Josh Rising?

I'm always pitcher. No negotiations. And Domesticated: post pics of self okz?

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Last edited by Jake Benson on Feb-12-2009 at 09:12