the worst is when u got to let one go during class or when ur talking to a chick....and ur there squeezing ur ass cheeks together and squirming around like ur dislessic trying to hold that sucker in...or when ur trying to hold it in and then someone makes u laugh..i got to say the worst farts are from my friend mike...i swear to god i have no clue what the fuck that kid eats sometimes...oh well tootin is fun

the worst is when you're in church, and its dead silent, and you feel a big one coming on... omg. the sermons seem to drag on forever on those days, =P.

the BEST is when your friend passes out, and you take turns sitting on his face and lettin a good beer fart RIP.

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true that...i especiallly like it when i drop the stinky ones in a crowd

>JM<

is it true that by farting consecutively for 6months +, u can equal the energy of an atomic bomb?

lol i love this thread...just like mommy's panties

the fat feller in skoo, dropped a big wet one in assembly and it was loud and stunk close to shit!
it absolutely stank like arse!

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Originally posted by KilldaDJ the fat feller in skoo, dropped a big wet one in assembly and it was loud and stunk close to shit! it absolutely stank like arse!

Well what's better than that? Loud AND stinky

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Originally posted by Izzy problem me with me is that when i have a big one to let out, it comes out soundless just a big long stream puff of stinky gas - no noise it makes it easy to blame on others but you dont get the pleasure of laughing at a funny sounding one

hell yeah...the "Silent but deadly" farts..the best ones.....on a serious note...if you need to fart, then do it...if no,its bad for your intestens...

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every guy should want to marry you because you arent afraid to break wind. [/QUOTE

it would be weird for me to be afraid of farting since my mom, my dad and my sister fart all the time and even on each other...im use to it and i am not ashamed of it..i have manners, dont get wrong..hahhaah..but if i think it's the right time and place for a nice release, i aint holding back!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by CKYTEP i bet 100 bucks that girl that posted this thread is either in a sorority or will be in one soon

Actually, i am 25, been out of school for a while and working full time...and i have never been a part of a sorority..i guess it would be weird for a girl to talk about farting, but then again, i am a man trapped in a man's body..hahahah...to me, farting is a way of life..hahahah...

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Originally posted by Orbax I didnt know girls were capable of farting

oh heck yeah!! as a matter of fact, i just let one out..HAHAHAH..if yu and i were really good friends, i would not spare you..heehhe..sorry if im grossing you out..

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Originally posted by quddha girls FART!?!??! next thing you're gonna tell me girls burp, piss, and shit too.. haha yeah right.

ooooo there's is nothing better than farting and then taking a big crap..im sorry if im being disgusting, but to me, all this talk is normal...since we all do it..feel free TAs to fart in front of me..i will be on the floor laughing AFTER i fart back..hahah...

my mom is the worst..at least i have manners..we would go to the mall and she would fart in the clothes rack..one time, she was talking to the salesman and while she was asking for a diffent size, she let one rip..it was so loud..i think the sales guy was tryin hard not to laugh..then one time, we were at a restaurant and i ate this realllly hot pepper and i was drinking all this water..my mom goes "just fart out the hot gas." and before i could reply, she let one rip reallly loud in the restaurant...OMG...i wanted to die..what made it worse was that she was laughing too and everyone thought it was me..damn..i still need to get her back for that!