Tell you what...instead of giving yuo a full fucking analysis of what Eminem is trying to rap(get the pun...?), try this.
1. Get a steel pipe
2. Write his name on it
3. When he does that stupud nobody listens to techno bullshit, tell him, 'Hey, come over here'
4. Deck him in the face with the pipe.
5. Smile and walk away.

If it bugs you THAT much, just say thanks and ignore him. Or turn it up even louder.
Or just say thanks and ignore him.

for some real advice, when someone says i'm a ****** for liking "techno", I say
"I don't like techno you dumbfuck, I like trance. there's a difference ya know?"
then they say "whatever....."

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.

when he says no body listens to techno...i would go i know man but ur mom seems to enjoy it at night and i am not one to disapoint.

"ey wudda een boom shala infaaarmer, eminem lippy sem douwn fuck mon"

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Originally posted by tranceaholic when he says no body listens to techno...i would go i know man but ur mom seems to enjoy it at night and i am not one to disapoint.

that doesn't make any sense.

another good tactic is to ask what he listens to and then make fun of that.

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.

hahaha ur right davinox well i jst finished school so ihave a buzz kinda not relly awre celebraten and stuff oh well..simple kick his ass

Yeah I just graduated from High School like 2 weeks ago. But it was impossible to find many other people who like trance/progressive/house at my school. There were like 3 or 4 that I knew of, but they all graduated with me. Everyone listens to pretty much everything BUT "techno" as Eminem calls it, and I'm in the Baltimore/DC area! WTF! heh

Oh, and about that bully, I agree with asking him what kinda music he likes and then making fun of him for that. Or just throw rocks at his car or house. Or just key his car (if he has one) with your fav DJ's name heheheh =). Since he doesn't know who it is, he wont know who did it =P.

Have fun.

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Originally posted by tranceaholic hahaha ur right davinox well i jst finished school so ihave a buzz kinda not relly awre celebraten and stuff oh well..simple kick his ass

hahaha....bottoms up dude!

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.

"Everybody be cool. YOU be cool. Yeeeaah, God made me cool"

Oh yeah, a comeback:

"NO-body listens to technoooooo..."

NO-body listens to youuuu...and your bullshit toooo....

(say this part through a big burp) sO sUUUuck my aaaAAAAAAASsss!

Juvenile, yes, but so's the whole situation to begin with.
p.s. hope you work out!

Last edited by Taz on Jun-15-2002 at 06:43