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Originally posted by Domesticated Hmmm, so not only are you now unsatisfied with talking to other trance addict members on skype and adding them on facebook, you're now so desperately lonely that you have to talk to complete strangers on a chat site. I thought you were out of the running, but now you're definitely right back up there challenging tubularbills as TA's biggest loser.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hola
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.

You: this is a bit strange
Stranger: Haha how so?
You: it goes against the whole "don't talk to strangers" kind of vibe
Stranger: Haha thats true.. I promise I won't lure you in with candy and kill you in my van or something.
Stranger: That was kind of creepy for me to even say that, I apologize.
You: lol
You: if you had a van and candy i would be rather upset
Stranger: Well I -do- have some candy!
You: This user has disconnected

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Originally posted by ZeJayMan You: this is a bit strange Stranger: Haha how so? You: it goes against the whole "don't talk to strangers" kind of vibe Stranger: Haha thats true.. I promise I won't lure you in with candy and kill you in my van or something. Stranger: That was kind of creepy for me to even say that, I apologize. You: lol You: if you had a van and candy i would be rather upset Stranger: Well I -do- have some candy! You: This user has disconnected

sounds like nou

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hola!
Stranger: hey !
You: llaves pantalones ahora
You: ?
Stranger: si y tu ?
You: tu carra es mierda
You: stop using a translator
You: bitch
Stranger: Stranger: tu carra es mierda
Stranger: Stranger: tu carra es mierda
Stranger: Stranger: tu carra es mierda
You: cogio tu madre
You: tu eres abburido
Stranger: tg !
Stranger: chuck va te owned :noel:
Stranger: bien ta grotte ?:rire:
You: hey
You: do you like to fap
Stranger: taggle
You: go fuck yourself

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: These are the moments I thank God that I'm alive
You: hi, can you talk me through how to inject heroin?
Stranger: ye ok
You: i've never done it before and i want to be safe
Stranger: kk
Stranger: get the needle yeh?
You: i've got a clean needle and some good dope
Stranger: and shove it up your ass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


fucking bastard left me hanging now what do I do?

You: Howdy
Stranger: hey
You: how's it hanging?
Stranger: to the left
You: good times
You: where are you from?
Stranger: austria
You: GDAY MATE! LETS PUT ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Originally posted by ZeJayMan You: Howdy Stranger: hey You: how's it hanging? Stranger: to the left You: good times You: where are you from? Stranger: austria You: GDAY MATE! LETS PUT ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE! Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This is too much fun

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sup
Stranger: Supe
You: hoe
Stranger: Super
Stranger: Superm
Stranger: Superma
Stranger: Superman
Stranger: I win
You: oh holy crap
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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(Long bullshit with some "18 year old Pedro from Brazil")


You: But isn't it bad for men of your age look at pics of 13 year old girls?
You: And it seems like I don't have any pics to show you..... my nude pic has been deleted from the site it was on.....
Stranger:
I can pass your msn?
You: Do you have a webcam? I don't, but it would be fun to see you
Stranger:
Buy one tomorrow, ok?
Stranger:
Good to talk to you, is to train my English
You: No... don't go yet... I'm just starting to feel a bit horny..... :S
Stranger: (6)
Stranger:
What is your msn?
You: [email protected]
Stranger: add ;]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Another one:

Stranger: Ooh ahh just a lil bit
Stranger: Oooh ah a lil bit more
You: Aah, alright
You: Uuuuhhh
You: Just like that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That was fast.. I can't react in such a short time, stay with me for a few seconds Stranger!

Last edited by Ghost Raver on Mar-31-2009 at 20:31

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Originally posted by ZeJayMan You: Howdy Stranger: hey You: how's it hanging? Stranger: to the left You: good times You: where are you from? Stranger: austria You: GDAY MATE! LETS PUT ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE! Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i just coughed up a noodle

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Originally posted by Domesticated Hmmm, so not only are you now unsatisfied with talking to other trance addict members on skype and adding them on facebook, you're now so desperately lonely that you have to talk to complete strangers on a chat site. I thought you were out of the running, but now you're definitely right back up there challenging tubularbills as TA's biggest loser.

BITCH I WON AN INTERNET!