Originally posted by Brian Scott
10 years (with one extended break), but that's just a minor detail LOL!
haha yeah. So the time is a huge factor. This kid, I am sure got with the chick at most 2yrs ago.
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Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.
Apr-22-2009 23:44
Brian Scott
Sons of Glitches!
Registered: Dec 2008
Location: Hollywood
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Originally posted by elFreak
how many different penises did she put in her mouth in said extended break?
At one time?
Edit: (doubt it would beat your record)
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Registered: Feb 2008
Location: With Juan Pachanga Eating Tacos. Ah Ha Si Mi Gusta.
according to woman's health:
the formula for cocks in mouth goes as such.
first week of separation = 5 cocks in mouth (rebound factor)7 to 10 if she likes hip hop because one black cock = 3
add 1 to 3 subsequent cocks per week until month 2 all dependent on how much she likes to eat potato chips. More potato chips = more cock due to + 43 insecurity points.
After that you add 4 cocks per month for the rest of the subsequent year. If bobby comes to visit, add 15 cocks per month because people will fly from far to put cock in mouth.
2nd year is 2 cocks per month.
take the total and multiply by 2 if she reads cosmo or watches sex in the city.
Originally posted by elFreak
according to woman's health:
the formula for cocks in mouth goes as such.
first week of separation = 5 cocks in mouth (rebound factor)7 to 10 if she likes hip hop because one black cock = 3
add 1 to 3 subsequent cocks per week until month 2 all dependent on how much she likes to eat potato chips. More potato chips = more cock due to + 43 insecurity points.
After that you add 4 cocks per month for the rest of the subsequent year. If bobby comes to visit, add 15 cocks per month because people will fly from far to put cock in mouth.
2nd year is 2 cocks per month.
take the total and multiply by 2 if she reads cosmo or watches sex in the city.
this cock test is accurate to 97.532%
I can't argue with that science. Now give me the formula for cocks in ass.
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Originally posted by Brian Scott
I can't argue with that science. Now give me the formula for cocks in ass.
Simple
Same equation as ElFreak's only change hip-hop to gay bars/is friends with homosexual man who cleans up after losses of consortium. Do not multiply cock unless she's a black male's "hag". For every five BJ's add one anal, in a desperate attempt to attain validation from someone who can never really be the man she wants to love (i.e. father/gay man).
Of course, it will never be the same and both wind up regretting it the next day.
Apr-23-2009 00:50
Arbiter
Naked Power Organ
Registered: May 2002
Location:
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Originally posted by Brian Scott
(30 months is the over/under for divorce papers to be filed)
Over.
If kids enter the picture before then I'm probably screwed, but I'll take that risk. These two seem young and naive, not outright crazy.
Apr-23-2009 01:27
nchs09
Traceaddict in training
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Inside your mum
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Originally posted by Scottaculous
10 more days to avoid the biggest mistake of your life! What's it going to be?
I'm also taking bets on when the divorce paper will be filed.
scott.. you are such a romantic
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