Registered: May 2009
Location: not in elfreaks house at fucking all.
dean martin and i are bff.
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May-30-2009 08:03
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Lol
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May-30-2009 08:07
notelfreak
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: May 2009
Location: not in elfreaks house at fucking all.
don't laugh at her stu, bitches that drool give good head.
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ania will you marry me?
May-30-2009 08:10
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
quote:
Originally posted by notelfreak
don't laugh at her stu, bitches that drool give good head.
Small hands though. Kind of freaks me out.
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May-30-2009 08:23
notelfreak
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: May 2009
Location: not in elfreaks house at fucking all.
small hands make cocks look bigger <3
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ania will you marry me?
May-30-2009 08:47
Lunar Phase 7
Not a Flying Toy.
Registered: Dec 2004
Location: Zone 4
lol
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You know, William Blake said... uh, nothing is lost. Nothing is lost and I... I really believe that, we only move on...
May-30-2009 15:10
the_voice
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Mar 2008
Location: england [tamworth]
quote:
Originally posted by notelfreak
apparently del banned me because i dropped the n bomb. I think he hates black people, revolt.
also if i wanted to be a bitch i would promote and say my new set is the best ever but i am not elfreak and i like to have sex with children and small animals named bas.
perfect time to tell this story. so i was out at a party and it was like 17 chicks and 3 dudes. it was a fuckin shooting gallery. I had my eye on one girl and as i got drunker i forgot i was going for and just started hitting on everything to find the easiest one. well i found her, good looking shorter girl with cannons and a porn star face. I just couldnt understand why she was wearing her winter jacket inside and had her arms inside her jacket..Was it that cold??? so we got alone and i made my move. we were kissing when she pulls away and asks "you dont mind?" and im like "dont mind what?" and she pulls out her arms from the jacket and she has a fuckin BABY arm! a fuckin arm from scary movie all retarded and tyrannosaurus rex like. So playing it cool my first reaction was "AHHHHHH HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!" and i jumped backwards.
she started balling her eyes out. i felt so bad. so fuckin bad...but like wtf?!?!
May-30-2009 22:39
UmmiE
The Cure And The Cause
Registered: Jan 2007
Location: Brampton
quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
she started balling her eyes out. i felt so bad. so fuckin bad...but like wtf?!?!
no anal = Fail
May-31-2009 04:22
Vivid Boy
TA's GodFather
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: T.O
quote:
Originally posted by UmmiE
no anal = Fail
she had a retarded arm!
May-31-2009 08:08
Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast
Getting a handjob by some drunken hoodrat's wizened limb would have made a far better tale.
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