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Originally posted by bas My friend almost bit the tip of my thumb off when he was having a seizure.

trust you to try and slip in a sly digit when someone was having a seizure!

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Originally posted by bas

Why DID you stick your thumb in his mouth?

One of my genius friends had the brilliant idea that we should "put something in his mouth so he doesn't swallow his tongue". In my panicked state, having never seen my friend have a seizure and being 12 lol, I stuck my finger in there to hold his tongue down.

Yeah don't do that.

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Originally posted by bas One of my genius friends had the brilliant idea that we should "put something in his mouth so he doesn't swallow his tongue". In my panicked state, having never seen my friend have a seizure and being 12 lol, I stuck my finger in there to hold his tongue down. Yeah don't do that.

LMAO!!!

That's hilarious.

You can't swallow your tongue. Where did that even come from anyway?

The worst you're going to do is bite the shit out of it, but that's probably the extent of it.

Can you imagine if he had successfully bit it off? That would have been an interesting story to tell.

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit one day theresa.. you will have my babies..

ew

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by nchs09 ew

LMAO!!

Of course the thought of sex with a woman would gross you out.

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Originally posted by Theresa LMAO!! Of course the thought of sex with a woman would gross you out.

Oh, you got me! sick burn.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by nchs09 Oh, you got me! sick burn.

Yay, are we friends now?

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Originally posted by tubularbills this is a question for wiener

is she the only one who had babies here?

You CAN choke to death on a swollen tongue though.

My dad has epilepsy.

Seizures are no joke.

and fuck your friend for faking a pregnancy.

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Originally posted by Theresa You can't swallow your tongue. Where did that even come from anyway?

That's pretty much what the paramedics said after they laughed at me and high fived each other.

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