Because Jake has a baby dick and I like to rub it in?

Because my her omelet is fluffier than his.

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Originally posted by jennypie Yes, thanks tips. I know how to cook an omelet. Probably 10 times better than you.

might just try scrambling some eggs and throwing some shit on top will probably work out better for you muffin

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Originally posted by jennypie Because Jake has a baby dick and I like to rub it

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I never said 10 was early. My point was that 10 is late for me.

Jesus, I'm usually just getting to bed around 8am. I wake up about 230ish.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

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Originally posted by Banora Jesus, I'm usually just getting to bed around 8am. I wake up about 230ish.

wow either you work 3rd shift or you have issues

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Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.

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Originally posted by Zild might just try scrambling some eggs and throwing some shit on top will probably work out better for you muffin

Why would that work better than doing it properly? Hmm Jakeypoo?

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Originally posted by jennypie Why would that work better than doing it properly? Hmm Jakeypoo?

since you're making it

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Fine, I'm going to post that picture of your nuts. Brb.

lol!

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I've never been able to eat a whole baby.
Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.

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